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I shot 3 scenes on saturday, for an awesome photographer (turned director) whose name I cannot mention right now, cause she is making a comeback via press release. But I will let you know soon.

The first scene was with Tommy Gunn, we hadn’t worked together in years, so it was great. Although a tough scene to shoot, it was an office setup, we were working late, and decide to have some fun. But to make us look hot and sweaty, we had to rub baby oil gel all over our bodies, so we were slipping and sliding everywhere, tried to fuck on the desk, missionary, and kept slipping off – but we got plenty of footage anyway, especially standing doggie, then fucking on the chair, seriously trying to hold on to anything so I wouldn’t slip, but we did reverse cowgirl and that always looks hot, and we eventually moved to the floor for spoon, aside from getting carpet burn – a hazard of fucking on the carpet, it was really hot, and the scene is going to turn out great I’m sure.

Second scene, was with Ava Rose, the setup was really cool. I was dressed in overalls and a wife beater with a bandana on, I straight up looked like I should have been on the L-word, lol, total lesbian. Working in a factory, by a conveyer belt. Ava comes in as my boss, dressed in a sexy little uniform and stilettos, and tells me that I need to work even more overtime. So I get pissed off and eventually grab her and rip open her dress and we start fucking! haha. This was also a difficult one to shoot, considering all we had to work with was a conveyer belt, with rolling metal poles. We did some standing pussy eating, and then laid down some cardboard and went to town with the toys. Hot scene, Ava has a nice big ass too!

The third scene was a solo scene, at this point, it was 9pm, started at 9am, so I was exhausted but somehow managed to get a second wind right before the shoot. Same factory setup, this time wearing a sexy bikini with cut-off denim shorts and strappy heels. Did a sexy striptease, then masturbation, including toy. The way it was shot was beautiful, lots of close ups of face, body and hardcore action, and of course the wide shots. I know, I’m getting very technical now, but these things make a huge difference to how the video will look. Good lighting is key too. And the production team was great, they made sure everything, every set looked amazing, and all in all, was a great and fun shoot! Even for a 13hr day!

So I was looking at the chatroom last night on my rudetv show. And noticed how many people were saying they missed me as a brunette. Which is weird, cause I thought most people liked the blonde better. Well you cant please everyone, but to be honest, I do get more work, and more recognized as a blonde. Although I too love the dark hair. One day I will go back, but not until my career is at an end.

Any opinions?

Since I can’t reply to comments, I’m writing a new blog, – Anthony, in reply to your question, not sure if I’ll be at the convention in December, I may be in Australia. But if I’m there, sure you can get a hug for your birthday!

Also, click on this link to read about how i got started in porn http://monicamayhem.com/MCE/mmm/0/aboutme

I’m curious as to how many of my website members are actually joining me in my live webcam shows. There are alot of people in the room, but I think they are mostly members of webcamcash.

In order for me to have an idea of how often I should do these shows, please write me back if you are a member of my site and have joined the chatroom.

You can usually catch me on www.imlive.com under ‘Celebrity Pornstars’ if you ever want to talk to me or get down and dirty!

Just to let you all know, I’ve been receiving alot of 8×10 requests with Stamped Self-addressed envelopes, however, alot of the time, the postage is incorrect. Please make sure you have the correct stamps in order to receive your pics. And if its international, please use international stamps – not the slips.

If you would like an autograph, please send US$5 cash per pic (this covers printing and time), and a stamped self-addressed 8×10 envelope to:

Monica Mayhem, pmb 470, 6433 Topanga Cyn Blvd, Canoga Park CA, USA 91303

thanks so much

mon

I woke up with a sore throat and fever on Saturday, so I had to cancel my shoot for NRPW (not-rated pro-wrestling). It was the actually wrestling show they were shooting, which I had shot last month out in Bakersfield, CA. I’m still yet to shoot a sex scene for them, with Evan Stone, which I believe is in October.

Anyway, got some rest on Saturday. And on Sunday, feeling a little better, I shot a BJ scene for Barrett Blade. Not sure where it will end up, most likely on the internet. He hasn’t told me. The guy was Jack Montain, never worked with him before, he was cool. The scenario was a massage parlour, and I was the massuess, who decides to proposition the guy into paying me extra for a BJ. You know, your typical porn set-up! Very quick and easy shoot, gotta love that!

So I got asked if I wanted a free ‘no 1 in LA’ spray tan and hair-do in exchange for modeling at the famous Kevin Josephson salon in Beverly Hills. So I thought, why not. I get there at 5.30pm tuesday, they did the most amazing treatment on my hair, it feels so soft and silky, and touched up my roots, and as they were blow drying my hair, in comes Janice Dickinson with a bunch of her models, and photographers, cameras etc… Next thing you know, just as Claire is about to finish blowing out my hair, they demand the blow dryer so they can do Janice! What, there’s only one bloody blow dryer in the place???

The Salon is like a Zoo at this point, with an open bar, DJ, models, people just coming in to look and hang out, including the reality star ‘New York’ and her mother. Was hoping to see some drama there, but they were being normal. lol.

So finally, we get my hair stick straight with a straightening iron, then I go to get spray tanned, ‘Tan Naturelle’ they call it. OMG, it took forever, and the shit does not dry for hours. I was so sticky and reaked of fake tan. I had to model with no makeup on, and in front of everyone, with some of Janice’s models too. And I was the only one wearing a thong bikini, but the crowd totally loved it of course. I even got asked to model in a fashion show on Friday, but I haven’t done that for about 10years, and had to warn the guy that, I’m not really a ‘fashion’ model, if you get my drift. So not sure if I’m gonna do it. I’m shocked he didn’t even care about the tattoos.

Anyway, after starving to death for 10hours, yes, they did not feed us! I finally get to leave at 12.30am. And hit mcdonalds on the way home, where I bought the mcdonalds security guard some fries cause he was hungry and they wouldn’t let him walk through the drive through! lol.

I wake up, look in the mirror, and start cracking up. OMG, I looked frightening. But after a long shower and vigorous scrubbing, I start to look like I have a great tan. Except my palms and soles of my feet are brown/orange. But I’m sure that will come off in a couple of days! wow. Thank god I’m not shooting this week.

I dont know why they went so crazy on my tan, cause the other models looked normal. I guess he was trying to show just how dark you can go, seriously last night I looked soooooo dark, with my skimpy gold bikini.

Thursday, as always, did my live show on Rudetv.com with Wankus. If you haven’t checked it out yet, it’s free, just go to www.rudetv.com and click on ‘Smell My Finger’ every Thursday night 8-10pm pst. You can also watch our archived shows if you can’t get on at that time.

Friday night I decided to take it easy, and ended up getting bored, so I got on www.imlive.com where I like to do live chats (aside from my website of course).

Saturday, I went to a party at a house on the beach with my co-host and friend Wankus. That was interesting, not exactly my thing. But we made the most of it. Was nice to just spend a day at the beach anyway.

Sunday night I attended the Sexopolis Sunset Strip awards at the Viper Room where I won the ‘Golden Throat Award’. lol. A little bit of fun, only stayed less than an hour though. I wasn’t really up to partying that night.

Other than that, nothing too exciting going on last week. I’ll be doing another live chat on www.imlive.com tomorrow night around 9pm pst. Then shooting on Saturday and Sunday.

Will check back in later on in the week!

mon

So after feeling a little depressed when all my friends left town last week, my friend/booty-call rings, and of course, i’m headed straight to Malibu to chill and have some crazy sex! No I cant tell you who it is, sorry. But it put me out of my bad mood anyway. He’s always good for some rough sex. haha. Still waiting to see a sweet side of him though, if that’s possible. He is a ‘crazy actor’ with a huge ego, after all.

Spent the rest of the week catching up on ‘office work’, yes, I have no-one to manage me but myself, cause I cant seem to find anyone responsible or intelligent enough to work for me. So really, I am busier than most girls in this business. I do everything myself, and I have a music career to organize also.

Friday I headed down to San Diego to meet up with my girlfriends from Ireland and Australia. We stayed at the Catamaran Resort in Pacific Beach, very nice. Headed out to The Firehouse restaurant for dinner, and a few beers, then to some Aussie pub, which didn’t feel like an Aussie pub at all. We were all pretty drunk by that stage and ended up goin back to the hotel and passing out! lol, not a very exciting night.

Saturday, Shima and I went to the San Diego Zoo, which was awesome! Then we went into town, and had dinner on the harbour at the Fish Market, so awesome eating fresh crab and drinking champagne. We then went out in the Gaslamp quarter for a few drinks, ended up at 3 different bars. We were hoping to meet some cute guys (maybe sailors or marines) haha, but that never happened. Well, it did for my friend, she ended up getting laid! I was happy to go back to the hotel and crash, so over it.

Sunday, I took one of the girls with me back to LA, where we had our hair and makeup done at my place, then got a driver to this promoters place, waited for the limo for 2hrs! Until it finally got there at 11.30pm, the VMA’s were over and the parties had already started, but this thing just seem so disorganized. I was pretty pissed off but tried to have a good time anyway. I hate when people invite me to places claiming that its ‘the official’ after party, and that’s its going to be worth it, only to find out its not. So we went to Cabana club in Hollywood, which I luv, very tropical setting. Not my kind of crowd or music though. I love rockers and rock music!!! damn it!!! we still had a good time, made the most of it, then ran into some guys who invited us to an RCA Records after party, so we went, in Santa Monica. Once again, not my scene. So I called my driver at 3.30am to pick us up, thank god he was quick, I was so over it by this stage and my feet were killing me from these new shoes.

So all in all, had a fun weekend, but every night ended up with me going home to bed alone!

Tuesday night I did a live chat on my website, was fun. My computer kept crashing after an hour, so that was not cool at all, dont worry guys, I will have a better computer soon! I posted more pics in personal pics section.

Last Saturday I had my brother and his friend in town, both from Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The city I was born and grew up in. Having them here totally made me miss home and all the laid back, down to earth people, and the pretty much ’stress-free’ way of life. I never realized how much LA sucks all your energy and changes you as a person. You really need to have a thick skin to live here, and people take everything so seriously. It was so much to hang out, act like a tourist, and ‘laugh my arse off’ for a change.

We went to the Maritime musuem in San Diego, which was awesome – check out my personal pics. We also went to The Rainbow and Keyclub in Hollywood – where we watched Faster Pussycat play, they were great. We drank quite alot as us Aussies seem to do, and had a blast!

We also went to Universal Studios. There are some awesome new rides, like The Mummy and The simpsons ride, which is actually really cool.

The boys went to San Francisco and I stayed to meet up with some girlfriends of mine, one who I used to work with in Australia, she’s actually a Kiwi (New Zealander). We worked at Lloyds Bank and ABN Amro in Sydney in Foreign Exchange Settlements. Shima is now living in Dublin, Ireland, and brought her friend Laura. We took plenty of photos which I’m also posting in the personal pics section.

The first thing I did with them is take them to my show on Rudetv.com, they had a great time, was a very new experience for them, haha. The next night I took them to the ‘Sexopolis’ Party in Hollywood. Which was interesting. They were taking photos of me on the red carpet. lol. They’ve never seen that before. Some guy went nuts at a couple of people I was talking business with. He said to them ‘leave her alone, she’s a newbie from Iowa, stop trying to corrupt her you scumbag pornographers’, WTF? He obviously was so fucked up that he didn’t remember that I was Australian – even after he just attempted to do the accent. And didn’t know who I was, although he claimed to be a big producer in the biz! So we got him kicked out, cause he was trying to fight everyone.

Then I took the girls to the Rainbow, which was full of freaks that night. Not sure why. Usually it’s all cool people who like to have a good conversation. The funniest was this random guy with a cat on his shoulders! haha. And he was doing crazy card tricks, which freaked everyone out. Total magician, for real.

The next night we had an awesome dinner at Ritual niteclub in Hollywood, and hit the club after. We also took Wankus and Gianna Lynn with us. And dragged them everywhere! We went to the Tropicana bar at The Roosevelt, and then to Ron Jeremy’s place, who we were waiting for to go to a mansion party in the Hills. But he was taking too long so we caught a cab up there. Wankus and Gianna bailed at this point, they really weren’t too thrilled about going to another porn party. The party was okay, except for this one crazy jealous bitch who is always trying to start trouble with me, everywhere I go, she seems to be there, just completely hating on me, trying to find a way to fight with me. She totally ruins the vibe everywhere I go, so instead of giving her what she wants, I decide its time to leave.

Sunday, my bro and friend came back to town, and we all went to Moonshadows in Malibu for a drink and appetizer. Then to lunch in Santa Monica at Buddha’s Belly, which is an awesome asian restuarant. Then sadly said goodbye to big bro. They’re off to New York, Amsterdam and Oktoberfest in Germany! I’m so jealous. The girls left for San Francisco this morning, but I’ll be meeting up with them next week in San Diego. That should be a riot if the sailors are in town! hahaha

Today my good friend Lisa came to visit, haven’t seen her forever since she moved to Arizona. We always have alot of laughs, so she really cheered me up. Tried to take photos but my camera broke! Looks like an excuse to go shopping for a better one! Gotta catch up on Laundry right now, my most hated job, but I like to stay grounded and cook and clean for myself, you know. One thing I am not, is Lazy.

Talk later! Mon xoxo