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I have a new auction on www.abibids.com if anyone is interested in bidding for my fishnet pantyhose worn in the movie Dark Angels 2, along with a signed DVD and poster.

So I get a call Wednesday morning to say that the shoot is back on and they have me booked on a flight at 10.30pm that night. This time the flight was actually on time and I was able to leave. But OMG, has anyone ever flown on Spirit Airlines? Not only did they spell my name wrong for the second time in one week, but they nickel and dime you for everything. Although I did not pay for the ticket, but if you wanted to bring luggage, thats an extra $15. A window seat an extra $10, an exit seat $30. Then they charge $3 for a bottle of water, which you have to pay with a credit card. (I came prepared however, but everyone was bitchin’ on the plane). There is no real food, you can buy unhealthy snacks though. The seats are sooooo crammed, even I couldn’t get comfortable, my legs are kinda long, but not that long!

So I couldn’t sleep at all, then I arrive, driver picks me up at 6.30am. Takes me to some loft. Leaves me a key. I dont know what the hell is going on cause nobody gave me any info for the shoot. So I fall asleep of course cause I’m exhausted at this point. Next thing you know, I wake up to someone banging on the door at 11.30am. And 30 missed calls on my phone! Apparently I was supposed to meet in the lobby at 10.30am – thanks for telling me! And nobody had a key. Why the hell did they leave me the only key? like I was gonna go somewhere.

So the director is all pissed off, and it wasn’t even my fault. I had to shower at the office – with no towel! Then of course, everything was so rushed and stressful. I wasn’t even able to eat. I can’t believe no-one even went to get me breakfast while I was sitting in makeup for an hour and a half! WTF!!! So we finally get to the other location, where I’m the dealer in a poker game. I had to quickly learn texas hold-em, but I got it down quick.

We played so many rounds. And took soooo many pictures, and finally, get down to the sex. On the pool table, the director kept getting frustrated at certain positions – I nearly lost it, but I am a pro after all. Dont fucking tell me to do something that just can’t be done. Or strain my damn neck just so you can have your perfect angle. I’ll do what I know looks sexy, what I’ve done oh so many times before! So I put up with the painful positions on the table, and the bruises I’ve sustained from the shoot – like I’ve done so many times in the past. And I was happy in the end, to get paid a little extra – for my time being wasted the other night.

Happy to be home, to take care of all my unfinished business. Dont think I’m complaining, I’m just sharing my travel and shooting adventures with you. I’m very grateful to still be working after the whole economic crisis in this country.

TTYS, Mon xoxo

okay, so first, I drive all the way to Orange County for one of my best friends birthdays on saturday, only for him to get arrested and put in jail before i even get a chance to see him, for something that happened 6 years ago that never got resolved, cause he’s been sober for 2 years now, so it wasnt a dui or anything like that. I ended up driving back home to LA, sober of course.

Then, as I spent the rest of my weekend, preparing to go on a last minute shoot in Florida – yes folks, it takes alot of prep before a shoot, tanning, gym, nails, hair, laundry, picking out outfits, packing, getting your STD test, having someone take care of my spoilt kitty ’smokey’ while i’m away, and I like to clean the house spotless so its nice and relaxing when I get home.

Well, I just got back from the airport, after checking in, going through LAX security – which is never a breeze, hanging out at the gate for 2 hrs, the flight was at 10.30pm. They didn’t announce to us until 11pm that the flight is delayed till 8am! WTF! My call time for the shoot is 8am in FL, so there goes that job. Along with the PA dance gig I lost this week due to the club losing money recently because of current economic conditions. So I feel your pain people! Dont think this crisis is not affecting the porn industry too!

Anyway, I requested they fly me out the night before and put me up in a hotel, (cause you know, I’m a pisces and intuitive/psychic to a degree, I knew something like this would happen) but apparently they weren’t too concerned whether or not I had any sleep the night before the shoot – I mean really, who sleeps well on a plane, and its only a 5hr flight, so realistically, i would have maybe had 3hrs sleep, if any sleep at all.

Wow, the things we do for porn huh! So we’ll see what happens this week, and I’ll keep you updated on the juicy details. Speaking of juicy, my friend brought over some hot Swedish rocker lookin boy before I left. Damnnn, and I was not exactly looking hot at the time, she didn’t warn me damn it! lol. I’m sorry to all the clean cut, non-tattooed, non pierced, non dark/colored hair rocker lookin boys out there, with their dark clothes and studded accessories, but holy fuck, that is such a turn on for me!!! Dont get me wrong, I like normal boys sometimes, but mostly, you gotta look bad-ass and luv to rock out with me!

Peace and love

mon xoxo

wow how time flies. Its been kind of a hectic week or so for me. I feel like I’m in Law school, all the research I’ve been doing about a situation that has just got way out of hand. Dont ever trust anyone in LA, even if your referred to someone by a bunch of different friends – do not trust anyone!!!

I’ve also been editing my book, which actually takes alot of time. Cause you dont want to say the wrong thing, and I have to make sure all the facts are straight. I’m going over chapter 8 this weekend! I think I have 4 more chapters to go now.

It feels like forever since I’ve gone out on the town and let loose. But taking care of business is more important than partying these days. Cant wait for Halloween! Not sure which party to go to, but the Playboy Mansion sounds pretty damn good.

I shot another ‘wife switch’ scene, my 3rd one for Pink Visual. This time, we had a game of Naked Twister, with myself and Lexi Love. My scene was with Rocco Reed, who was actually really hot. It’s always great to work with someone new.

Gotta run and get my hair done right now, then I’m off to one of my best friends’ birthdays in Orange County.

TTYS Mon xoxo

Here’s are lovely response I got for a bulletin I sent out asking if anyone knew a good lawyer in LA. I dont have money problems btw, which would be nobody’s business anyway, all I was looking for, was a lawyer who wouldn’t screw me over like the last one I had who took the money and ran!

Seriously, dont people have anything better to do. You dont fucking know me, so quit being so quick to judge! I am a good person, with a big heart, and the people closest to me know this. So fuck off to all the haters in this world! Oh and I’ve left his myspace address if anyone would like to leave a nice comment for this fantastic fucking specimen of a man.

here it is:

“You are a qusai hooker-porn star. Why don’t you go suck some cock to get rid of your money problems. Isn’t that what you porn stars do when you are short on money. I have fucked 7 porn stars and your kind are easy to figure out. Go turn a trick, you trick.” http://www.myspace.com/gerardmethvin

hey all

well first of all, I have a new auction up on www.giganticauctions.com

The last week or so has been very stressful for me. Not really working much. Industry is totally slow right now. However, I’ve been working on music, a new song and trying to get some of my older songs finished. Dealing with major taxes. Man they really get you in California.

And the worst part, dealing with my fucked up car situation, where this dealer totally screwed me and ruined my credit, and now, I’m being harassed by creditors, threatening me etc.. basically making my life hell, when I’m the victim, but apparently its all my fault and my responsibility. So I’m trying to find a lawyer to deal with this before they start garnishing my wages for something that I should not be paying for.  If anyone has a good lawyer in LA, I’d love a referral!

I’ve also been talking with mainstream agents and managers, trying to get that career up and running. And I’m preparing all my dance stuff to go to Allentown in PA on the 23rd. Yes, there is alot of prep work involved before going on the road. Costumes, movies, posters, music, hair, nails, tanning etc…

Oh, and of course, hitting the gym really hard so I have some great stamina on stage (and to fit into my costumes that I had custom made when I was way too skinny). And the strict healthy eating diet is a huge pain in the arse! Not that I dont eat healthy anyway, its just that I’ve cut out breads, pastas, sugar and all the other things that I love. Italian and Indian food are two of my faves, but those sauces can really pack on the pounds! I’ve found alternative ways to cook those meals anyhow.

gotta run, have another meeting with a ‘mainstream’ manager. Check out my show on Rudetv.com tonight between 8-10pm pst!

luv mon xoxo