Welcome To The Official Blog Of Porn Star Monica Mayhem

Last week I spent 3hrs a day on Playboy radio (sirius99 and xm99) co-hosting with Christy Canyon. It was fun, alot of work trying to talk for 3hrs. Especially trying not to step over Christy talking. I actually find it harder being the co-host rather than the regular host. Cause you can’t just talk when you wanna talk. Anyway, we had some interesting guests and played alot of fun sex games. Including the great night calls ‘Fuck off’, where we had people call in and try to get us off by talking dirty while we masturbated in the studio.

Hit up the Rainbow on Sunset for dinner on Thursday night. Believe it or not, they actually have some pretty good food.

Friday night was spent at a long gruelling audition for a mainstream movie. In which I got a part! Not sure what yet, although I think when they figure out I’m a pornstar, I may just lose the role. In the audition, I had to improve twice, which was pretty hard actually. Then on the callback, I had to seduce a girl and make out with her! haha, that was too easy. It was the girl’s first ever girl on girl kiss. She was a little stiff at first, but did alright.

My weekend was spent organizing all my clothes, product, music etc for dancing next week in Kalamazoo, Michigan at Little Darlings. Lets hope people actually come out on thanksgiving weekend! Crazy, I can’t believe the club is even open during that time. But I guess not everyone has family to spend the holidays with – Like me! I’m Australian anyway, I celebrate Australia Day. But since I’m grateful to be living in this country, I will celebrate Thanksgiving at the club – with a few drinks!

TTYS, Love Mon xoxo

Yesterday I shot the show ‘Battle of the Bods’ on Fox Reality. There are so many reality shows out there right now, some of which, I am hooked on (sad to say), but I find some of them very amusing, I thinks its the amount of stupidity in some of these girls that keeps me entertained.

Anyway, the basis of the show is, you get 5 hot girls, and 3 guys in another room judging the girls. Now the girls have to decide which order they should go in, hoping that the guys pick the same order. You win $500 for every position you get right. So the line up of girls yesterday was ‘girls who can kick ass’, meaning we all have experience in some form of fighting. Mine of course being Muay Thai Kick-boxing. And the guys were models!

We didn’t do very well, lol, it was very hard to know what these guys liked. We won $4000 total, which was cool. I got the first one right, which was, prettiest face – and I was number one! yay!!! The next was best boobs, we totally screwed up on that one, they chose me 3rd, but we picked me as 2nd. They went with the natural breasts – duh, of course, they’re models, they dont like fake boobs! Then we had the overall body question. We only got 2 right on that one, I was rated 4, but not offended, because the other girls were super skinny – and I think that’s what models prefer right? I like being a little curvier – and I prefer curvy women.

When it got down to us ranking the guys in what order they see themselves in. We got all 3 right! So all in all, it was a little bit of fun. Oh, and after the shoot was over, they made us say bitchy comments toward each other, just a little inside info for all you reality show junkies out there, it’s not all real you know!

I must admit, I’ve been bored out of my mind recently. I guess I need a change or something. I’m not one of those people who can do the same thing, day in, day out. I’ve been working hard on my book, trying to meet our december deadline. Just completed the section about Wicca (my religion). Which i’m sure everyone will find very eye-opening and interesting.

As far as politics goes, congrats on all who voted for Obama, I think change is a good thing. And McCain may have been too much like Bush if you ask me. But I dont really follow all that stuff. But I will say this, I am VERY pissed off about Proposition 8 being passed. I mean come on, are we living in the fucking stone age? Why should anyone have the right to decide who can marry who. Its absolutely ridiculous. And dont tell me that you dont want your kids learning about gay marriage, because they should learn! Its a fact of life, there are straight couples, and gay couples. Its total discrimination that gay couples can’t have the same rights as straight. I could go on and on about this subject, but i’m not going to bore you with that.

Anyway, I decided to be good this weekend and not go out. Although was very tempted by a few people, but no. Dont ask me why, cause I was dying to go out and party, but for some reason, I felt like, I didn’t want to go out and get wasted and feel like shit today – which I know is exactly what the outcome would have been. So i’m feeling good today! And about to go hit the gym – that’s very rare for a Sunday, but I have to go on ‘Battle of the Bods’ for Fox Reality on Wednesday, and I want to look my best.

Check out my calendar for upcoming appearances – I have quite a few going on for the next 5 months. If you can’t access the full calendar on my website, go to www.myspace.com/monicamayhemxxx

Thats all for now folks! Hopefully something exciting will happen this week for me to write about!

talk soon

mon xoxo

I met up with Brittany O’connell at my place, which is close to Hollywood, and we decide to go to ‘Social’ niteclub where this big porn party and red carpet is going on. Well, the traffic was absolutely insane! It was completely stopped the whole way, I dont know how we even made it. By the time we got to the party, the club was at capacity. There was no way we were going to stand in line and wait. So we go next door to Boulevard 3, where by chance, they are having a ‘vampire’ party. Woohoo, my kind of scene! So the door guy lets us in even though we dont have tickets. And this place is set up so cool. Coffins and everything. They even put on a show, with awesome dancers, and guys flying down from the ceiling.

The club was 2 levels and alot of different rooms and cabanas outside. Really nice setup. Huge dancefloor. Good music. It was actually alot of fun. Then we had up at my friends place in Malibu to continue the party. Ended up being a pretty late night. I was a trashy schoolgirl, and brittany was a girl scout. I’m putting some photos up in my personal pics section if you wanna check them out!

TTYS

mon xoxo