Welcome To The Official Blog Of Porn Star Monica Mayhem

This sounds kinda sad or even lame, but DONT feel sorry for me, because this is the one day a year where I dont do anything work related – I do not even touch the computer, and spend a whole day alone, doing whatever the hell I want.

Yes, I spent Christmas Alone, but it was actually really nice, because, I spent Christmas Eve, talking to all my relatives via video cam on Skype. So it was like I was there with them while they were celebrating Christmas Day in Australia.

Christmas day I cooked up an Aussie storm! Although its summer in Australia and for Xmas we usually have lots of seafood and cold fruit and veges. But I made a traditional Australian Roast Lamb with Mint Sauce, Yorkshire puddings (these are not desserts, you eat them with your meal), and roasted veges and gravy. For dessert I had brandy fruit pudding with home-made Aussie Custard  (yes they do not have this over here in the US).

Now, you might think I’m crazy cooking all this food, but I was feeling kinda homesick and needed something traditional to cheer me up. So I’ve had plenty of leftovers. And anyone who has come over to my place, is forced to sit down and eat before they leave. Lol.

Yesterday, I went on a shopping spree on Melrose. I’m still a bargain shopper and got some great deals, but wow, I went a little overboard! Its all good though, I now have plenty of new outfits for AVN in Vegas this January. Although I’m not signing at the convention, but I will be around, talking business with companies. So if you see me, dont be shy, come and say hi!

Talk soon

luv mon xoxo

I did a shoot for Penthouse video yesterday. The working title was ‘milf and cookies’, uh, not sure if they’re going to use that name, lol, but pretty funny.

Anyway, the scenario was that I was a rich horny biatch, and my girl (India Summers), brings me her latest boy toy (Chris Johnson), with whom I have sex with while she is watching. There’s a little bit of dialogue before the scene, very seductive.

Also did a 15min striptease – which no doubt they will edit beautifully, i’m sure, judging by the way it was shot.

All in all, fairly long day, but had a great time, hot scene, and afterwards, ended up at a recording studio where my friend was recording his latest album. Sounded amazing from the little bit that I heard. Wish I could tell you more, but will have to reveal in the future!

Ciao for now

Mon xoxo

It’s actually raining for a change in LA! Yay! So I’m laying in bed all snuggled up in my pyjamas, writing this, after a huge weekend in New Port Richey Florida. I had such a great time at the Oasis and Brass Flamingo clubs. The management and staff treated me so well – I highly recommend the Brass Flamingo to all the feature dancers out there!

The crowd was so great, and thank you to the boys from Boston who flew out to see me. You guys definately know how to party, Very entertaining. The napkin throwing was hysterical! And I really appreciate the huge tips too!

I may have been ‘a little’ buzzed from too many shots of Patron, on my last show, I kept slapping this girls big titties – she asked for it by sitting at the stage with those things! lol. But when the girls come and lay on the stage – there will be groping guaranteed! You gotta love it.

TTYS Mon xoxo

I love shoots where there’s a bunch of smokin’ hot girls on the set, and you spend most of the day just hanging out. This shoot was for PPV, so I’m not sure where it will end up or even what the name of it will be.

I did 2 girl/girl scenes – one with the lovely Brooke Belle, who rocks as always! And the other was an orgy, in which I spent most of my time with another hottie, Kayla Paige – another girl I love to work with. I also did a little striptease and solo clip.

We shot up in this huge house on top of a hill in Chatsworth – I’ve actually shot in this house quite a few times over the years! haha. Beautiful view of the valley up there.

The funniest thing was, the girl who was the photographer on set, turns out to be my drummers singer in his other band! I think I surprised her with that one. But no beef there, she was way cool – and the girls were drooling over her too.

Good times!

I love porn, I love dancing, everything’s fantastic, my life is a bed of roses. I love my fans, I love the haters, I love everything. Oh my god!

Now, you still think I’m a whiney bitch? I bet this blog isn’t negative enough for you to post on your gossip sites, therefore, no room for negative feedback. Wow, wouldn’t life be boring if it was that fucking perfect.

I’m definately not a negative person, nor am I a whiney bitch. So why do I let these assholes get to me? I guess it just sux when people dont really know you, yet they judge you so harshly from a couple of honest blogs.

All I got left to say is ‘WHATEVER’. I’m over it, and I’m not gonna give these people anything more to trash my name with. Since they obviously dont post the nice blogs that I write, especially the ones where I thank my friends and fans for being so cool and sticking by me through all the good and bad times.

And I still mean that!

All my luv

mon xoxo