Welcome To The Official Blog Of Porn Star Monica Mayhem

Ahhh, what a life! Sitting in hair and makeup all morning, a stylist, dressing me in thousands of $$$$$ worth of Eres clothing, jewellery made exclusively for the fall seasons’ Hollywood red carpet events and not forgetting, the Jimmy Choo shoes! Yes folks, I actually did a fashion shoot today for Marie Claire Australia, in which they are also including a story on me about my book ‘Absolute Mayhem – Confessions of an Aussie Pornstar’. Which is now available for pre-order via a link on my website Monicamayhem.com

It just goes to show how far we’ve come in society, where a magazine like Marie Claire, would do a feature story on a porn star! Considering that hardcore porn is illegal in Australia and for the most part, anyone in the adult industry is looked down upon over there. If it wasn’t so taboo, we would be able to vote against this anti-porn business. But in any case, I’m not ashamed of what I do, because that’s who I am, and this is the life I choose to lead.

The shoot was amazing, the outfits and my look were all very ‘Old Hollywood’ with a modern touch. I actually got to wear a $350,000 diamond and pearl necklace. Which, unless I become a millionaire or find a very rich sugar daddy – haha, I will probably never get to wear again. These pieces were custom designed from Israel, specifically for celebrities to wear on the red carpet this season.

As for the Jimmy Choo shoes, I absolutely loved them, so Sex and the City! There was another pair that I drooled over, which were from a different Italian designer whose name escapes me, anyway, they had silver sparkles on the soles and huge Swarovski crystals all over the straps. FYI, girls, if you ever get a chance to go to the Swarovski crystal museum in Austria – do it, I went 9 years ago, it was fantastic and you will no doubt orgasm when you see the worlds biggest crystal! And guys – if you can’t afford diamonds, Swarovski crystal is the next best thing! (Although still not cheap).

Most of the outfits were I guess 60’s style swimwear, but a lot sexier. We did 6 different looks. The toughest part of the shoot was the flowing gown, in which I had to walk up and down stairs, while whisking out this huge gown/robe type thing in the wind, at the same time, trying to look natural, while trying not to trip on the gown, and then trying to look like Paris Hilton – with the ’I’m so fabulous’ vibe. WOW! I really give props to mainstream models, fashion is a hell of a lot harder than just looking sexy and spreading your legs!

Everytime I moved, 3 stylists would come rushing in to fix something on me. It was great, I felt like a real life Barbie doll! I loved doing the Bettie Page pin up type pose too – I‘m now inspired to shoot that for my website. And the easiest shots were of course, taken in the Jacuzzi, and then laying on a floatie in the pool, with my sunglasses on, while sipping on a strawberry daiquiri!

We would have done more gowns, had it not been for that fact that the designers only sent the stylist size 0‘s! Made for giant (really tall) supermodels with no boobs. LOL. In case your wondering, my current measurements are 36C-26-36. And I am very happy with that! Not too skinny, not overweight, just healthy and toned! (Thanks to countless hours in the gym and yoga, and a super strict diet).

All in all, I had a fantastic day. And am now at home for the night, getting ready to head off to Vegas tomorrow for the Exotic Dancers convention and awards show – in which I am nominated for ‘Adult Movie Entertainer of the year’. I’m super stoked about that, whether I win or not, I’m just honored to be nominated. And now I have an excuse to wear this sexy outfit that I bought last year, and still haven’t worn, because I’ve been waiting for the right occasion!

Oh, and if you’d like to be amused at my lack of sports knowledge, and get to know me a little more, listen to my interview on ‘The Best Damn Podcast’ on Itunes.

Stayed tuned for adventures in Vegas! (I’m sure there will be many!).

Luv Mon xoxo

In continuance of my last blog, I got my dvd’s back from Philly – like I said, I dont give up that easily! And I got my citation from the courts – yes, I admit, it was me in the red light photo. Damn It! I can see it clearly and I had a piece of paper in my hands, obviously reading directions! I think its time to buy a GPS. Can’t believe I never had one before, considering all the hundreds of locations i’ve shot in over the years! Oh well, so now I have to go to court in a week or so. Booooooo!

The Hustler Free Speech Coalition fundraiser was great. Well, I had a great time anyway. You see, I’ve been on this crazy health kick lately, eating 4 small meals a day and 2 protein/fruit smoothies, and working out sometimes twice a day, that consists of either yoga or cardio (on the treadmill) and crunches. FYI, if you ever get the urge to do a colonic, I highly recommend it! I feel amazing. Really cleansed and healthy.

Anyway, I was excited to take my good Aussie friends out in Hollywood to a porn party, so I had a few drinks, next thing you know. I dont remember half the night. I should have eaten before I went, that was a bad move, luckily, my friend took me out of the party before I caused a ruckus! And we went to the rainbow to eat. Then back to my place! They said I was hilarious. I was doing the accent to ‘Clayton Bigsby’, if you’ve ever seen Chappelles show, you’ll know what I’m talking about. But hey, I do that kind of funny shit when I’m sober, so I’m definately not embarrassed. I just think its a bit scary when you dont remember half of what happened the night before, and believe me, as a true blooded Aussie, I can handle my liquor! So that was a bit bizarre – they do say however, the healthier you are, the quicker you get wasted.

I haven’t gone out since. I did however, go to see the movie ‘Bruno’, and to be honest, it wasn’t very funny. Certain parts were, but it kind of dragged on a bit. I loved Borat, but not Bruno. Next time we’ll be seeing Public Enemies (mmmm Johnny Depp).

Last night was pretty funny, I did a live chat on privatecamz.com and this guy asked me to do some tummy play. Which is a first for me! Can you believe it? A fetish I haven’t heard of. Anyway, he wanted to see me with a tummy, and good news, I couldn’t do it! I have too much muscle to push out my tummy, so he’s like ‘your too fit, but thanks for trying’. Haha, what a great compliment!

Well, I’m off to the beach, taking half a day off,  and then my weekly acupuncture appointment. I hope you’ll all join me on rudetv.com tonight with Luther King, 8-10pm pst!

talk soon

mon xoxo