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Well, it’s been a fun couple of weeks for me, I actually attended a super bowl party, and I really don’t watch sports, except for fights and racing (cars), but I had a great time. People had to keep explaining the game to me, lol, but I think I understand how it works now! It’s more the vibe of the crowd that makes it a great day, rather than just watching the game itself. And of course, knocking back a few drinks!

I’ve spent a lot of time shopping for fabrics and having meetings for my lingerie line. Wow is it a lot of work! I was in heaven looking at fabrics and picturing how I could also re-decorate my place with all this great material for drapes. I have my first fitting tomorrow with the first set of bra and panties, only 9 more to go now.

I attended the Xbiz awards last week, which was a lot of fun, always great to catch up with old friends in the industry. Some great performances on stage too. I’ve attached a pic from that night. Only problem was, I had an early meeting the next morning so I had to leave at 11pm. Had a nice glass of wine, chatted to a bunch of people, and bailed before I got too excited and possibly have changed my mind about being responsible!

I shot the cover of High Speed Magazine a couple of days ago, with an awesome green Chopper. I was totally in my element. Love bikes! We shot on a train track in downtown LA, that was great, so dangerous! I was in a crazy mood and decided to climb up on one of the trains to pose on the ladder. Will post some pics when I get them. You’ll see me at highspeedmag.com

Vegas Baby!

We had the AEE convention in Vegas last weekend. I wasn’t signing this year, but I made the last minute decision to go. Although I never made it to the convention floor, because everywhere I went, I either knew someone, or took pictures with fans. So I spent the whole of Friday, from 4pm – 3am, talking to people! And you know what, I was so engrossed in conversation, that I didn’t even get drunk! And hey, it’s Vegas, your allowed to party and get out of control, but no, I kept it real, and still enjoyed every minute of the day, as exhausting as it was.

I eventually left the circle bar at the Venetian, to attend a party at Sushi Samba in the Palazzo right next door, which, when your wearing heels as high as mine were, and your getting lost on the way because there are no signs leading you anywhere, and the damn floors are all polished cobblestones, it was very intense.

So I took off my sexy heels and decided to risk it, barefoot. I had 3 different security guards walk me to the club, because I had left everyone behind, and each security guy was from a different section of each hotel, it was very funny, like they were pawning me off to one another. ‘Here, take care of Monica, she needs to get to Sushi Samba’. Lol.

So I eventually made it, at 2am, when everyone was just starting to leave! At 2.30am, I was so tired that I asked my friends to drive me back to my hotel. And on the way, we get into a car accident! I don’t know who’s fault it was, because to be honest, I was in the back seat, texting a friend and didn’t notice. The dumb biatch in the other car, decides to get the cops involved. WTF??? Who calls the cops when you get into a minor accident? All you need to do is exchange insurance and drivers license details, and that’s it!!!

So half an hour later, a cop on a bike arrives. Questions all of us, goes back and forth to his bike, typing in details on his little computer. Takes all our drivers licenses, and phone numbers, one by one, going back and forth, wasting time. An hour later, we’re still there! It was so ridiculous. In the end, nothing was resolved, other than, the insurance companies will be in contact with each other. OMG!!! So I eventually make it back to my hotel at around 5.30am. Wash off my makeup, and jump straight into bed.

Saturday, I had planned to go to the convention, but people kept texting me, warning me not to go in there, because it was so wall to wall packed, because they had crammed the stalls that they used to have on the lower levels, into the top level, where only a few porn companies had booths this year. Also, that the fans were very ‘gropey’, and it wouldn’t be a good scene. That’s when my kick-boxing skills come in handy! Haha!

So I picked up my awards show ticket and red carpet pass from my publicists’ assistant – thank you Lesley for fighting the crowds for me! And she kindly walked me back to my car, so I wouldn’t get mobbed on the way. I’m always happy to take photos with fans and talk to people, but when your in a hurry to go get ready for a strict time for the red carpet – you need someone to help you along.

I went back to the hotel to get ready. And because I had made a last minute, well actually, 30min shopping trip the day before Vegas, to get my dress, I was not impressed at all! I should have just stuck to my usual corset/rocker look, but instead, thought I would go all classy and sophisticated. I’ll leave it up to you to decide whether you like it or not, you can’t see the whole dress though, the bottom was cool, all slashed up, and the back was a sexy low cut V with cross spaghetti straps. I LOVE the color, but the bling didn’t stand out in the photos. But hey, it was last minute after all. Some girls went all out for their gowns, so I felt a little under-dressed in this outfit.

I went to the awards show with a few friends, and it was 12.30am by the time they had not even got a quarter of the way through with the show. My friends got impatient and we had to leave. So I didn’t even get to see if I won (which I didn’t). We went to a friends party at a bungalow in the Palms, then on to a strip club. Then back to my friends party, then back to our hotel. Why we didn’t go to any after parties, I’ll never know, but we were having a good time and really partying hard! Oh and yes, I got laid and it was so hot! A surprise visit from a friend in LA. I always seem to forget to write the parts that your all most curious about. Or do you prefer that I don’t fill you in on my sex life?

Sunday, I really paid for it, hardly slept, had to pick up my car, which, just my luck, needed a jumpstart, the valet guys were useless, AAA couldn’t find my membership since I didn’t have my card on me. And every other bastard would just take their car and leave, after over-hearing my situation, and seeing me freezing my ass off in a dress with no coat. In the middle of the day – makeup and hair all tousled! lol. Like I was supposed to look like that!

Some guys came by and said ’sup, I seen you in da movies, waz ur number?’, right, like I was really going to give any random guys my number and they didn’t even offer to help me, and they were interrupting me while I was on the phone to AAA. Eventually, these two big friendly bikers came to talk to me and offered to let me jumpstart from their car. So we went down and did that, which worked. FYI, don’t stereotype bikers people, I grew up with them and most really do have a heart.

I was on my way to pick up a friend who had been waiting for me since 9.30am (it was 4pm by this point). Lol. I had him drive because there was NO way I was going to deal with that. It felt like forever getting home. We stopped at the ‘Mad Greek’ which has the yummiest Gyro’s aside from Greece. Finally made it home by 9.30pm. Next time, remind me to FLY to Vegas!! Road trips are fun on the way, but coming home Suuuxx!

Now I’m trying to get back into my normal sleep pattern, which is tough when you’ve spent the whole weekend going to bed at 6am and only getting 4-5 hrs sleep.

I went to a psychic yesterday, because a friend said something to me, that sparked my interest, and I have just been offered a deal with a US publisher for my book, and needed to figure some things out. The psychic was spot on about everything in my life, and really made me think. So it seems that some very interesting things will be happening for me this year, and throughout the rest of my life! Either way, I will keep you all updated!

Stay Tuned…

In continuation of my last blog… My trip to Philly ended well, although the club had to close on Saturday night, due to a State of Emergency, and I was stranded in my hotel room, alone, then my flight was cancelled and delayed until Wed! The club let me perform on Sunday night instead, so I got to finish up my last 2 shows. Of course, it was very slow, so I really had to push myself to do great anyway. I did my paint show and turned myself into a hot fudge sundae while sitting on a giant champagne glass that came up from the stage! That was a lot of fun and a huge success! Pretty tasty too – and the crowd sure enjoyed it. To top it off, the manager kept on trying the airlines to try and get me home sooner, as I had shoots scheduled for Tues and wed, and what luck, I got the last seat out on Southwest, Monday afternoon.

After spending a very long and delayed day of traveling, I got home, unpacked, and re-packed my outfits for my shoot – early the next morning. I wasn’t feeling well at all, I assumed I was just run down from all the traveling and bad weather. So I got myself up and ready, and went to work. It turned out really well, I shot with Cody Cummings for his website – and guys, if you look it up, he has a bi-sexual website so be warned! It was a great shoot, super hot! And we used condoms – which most of you know, I feel much safer doing that. I thought I had never worked with a bi-sexual guy before, but then I thought long and hard, there‘s been quite a few porn stars who shall remain nameless, that are also into guys! But it really doesn’t matter to me, each to their own you know. Hey, and more power to bi-sexuals, you get the best of both worlds!

After the shoot, I really started to get sick, and ended up having to re-schedule Wednesdays shoot. It was with Cody again, and he was very understanding about it. Gotta love professionalism! I can’t help that I have a cold and don’t want to spread it around. I spent all of Wed in bed, then couldn’t take it anymore, so I tried to convince myself I wasn’t sick by running a few errands here and there, cleaning the house etc… That did not help! All my close friends know that I cannot sit still for 5 mins, I can’t relax, I feel like I always have to be doing something.

Had a friend come round with a bottle of wine for me on Xmas eve – so of course we drank it, felt a little better. Lol. And spoke to my family in Australia via Skype, so jealous! Christmas day I spent catching up on things that I’ve been putting off because I’ve been too busy or distracted. So it was the perfect day to get a lot of work done. No distractions other the occasional Merry Xmas txt/email.

So right now, I’ve finished all I had to do on my to-do list today, which included alot of laundry and going through resumes and emails of prospective design partners for my lingerie line. Which I’ll be interviewing all week. Hopefully, I find someone great who is easy to work with, and we can get this done ASAP.

I’m off to go relax and watch a movie.

Stay tuned….

Well it’s been a very successful 2 weeks of featuring. First in Anaheim at Imperial Showgirls – where the crowd was huge, the tips were fantastic and everyone treated me so well at the club. I did my usual lotion ‘stick it to Monica’ show, and then a new show which I’d never tried before, with whipped cream and cherries, which went down extremely well! I squirted whipped cream all over my nipples and pussy, then dipped the cherries in the cream, sucked on them, and passed out whipped cream and cherries to the customers with my teeth! Very creative I thought!

And in between that gig, and getting ready for the next gig, I moved house! I can’t believe I managed to get so much done in such a time crunch. New place is great, much bigger and nicer. I couldn’t pass up the bargain, so it was a spare of the moment decision to move. We all know how spontaneous I am! Also a great excuse to have a house-warming party! I want lots of plants, and candles! That’s not asking too much is it? Lol.

The second gig was in Philly, last night at The Penthouse club, Wall to Wall crowd, I could have stayed on stage for 30mins! It was amazing. Everyone at the club treated me very well. I always start my performances with the lotion show, then I did rides for $5, which the crowd couldn’t get enough of! I peformed another new show, with candle wax, where everyone got to pour the hot wax all over my naked body, SO HOT – literally! Lol. The wax didn’t burn me at all, good old mainstays from Walmart! Everyone loved that show too, so these new shows will definitely be a permanent part of my routine from now on! And of course, the famous ‘Cooter ball’, in which I ended up giving away 2 DVD’s, just cause I was feeling generous!

Unfortunately, this damn snowstorm came into town, and we are now in a state of emergency! So I’m stuck in my hotel room all night, the club had to close. So I won’t be doing my other 2 shows. L Not happy, but they definitely want me to come back, and also work in their Detroit club. So it will all work out in the end.

The airport is closed, and I’m supposed to be flying back to LA tomorrow, but we’ll see what happens. I’ll probably be sitting at the airport for 6 hours, waiting for my flight. Good thing I just bought a new book to read ’the one minute millionaire’. Very interesting!

It’s times like these that I really appreciate living in LA, we don’t realize how lucky we are to have such great weather. This is very eerie, it’s like a ghost town outside, all I can see from my window is white powder everywhere, and I’m hearing the occasional siren go off. No cars, no people, nothing but snow! Which under any other circumstance, I would have loved to go and play in. But it cost me a job! So I’m not exactly thrilled.

I had to settle for room service for dinner, which FYI, is terrible! I don’t know why, but even in the nicest hotels, you rarely seem to get a good meal. Maybe I’m just really picky because I love to cook – and do it very well!

On a happier note, I’m nominated for best all girl scene at the AVN awards, for ‘The Violation of Harmony’. That scene definitely deserves it! I had my foot up Harmony’s pussy – you can’t beat that!

And here is my latest interview if you’d like to read:

http://www.xcritic.com/columns/column.php?columnID=1786Stay tuned……

Luv Mon xoxo

First of all, I’d like to thank all of you who filled out and completed my survey ‘What do men really want’. I have selected, randomly, a lucky winner of my autographed DVD ‘Deep Inside Monica Mayhem‘ and a poster, congratulations to Phil from Forest Hills, NY!

A lot of you guys filled in just about every answer to every question! Which made it a bit hard to really figure out the statistics. But here are the basic results anyway:

1. If you like watching porn, which do you prefer?

Most popular is gonzo, then very close coming in 2^nd was Feature Films

2. What type of lingerie do you like to see on women?

Most popular is bra and panties set, then 2^nd was Garter belts and stockings

3. Do you like to use toys with your female partner in the bedroom? If so, what do you prefer?

Very popular is Vibrators, then 2^nd were Dildos

4. Do you like role playing in the bedroom? If so, what do you like your partner to wear?

Almost everyone said School Girl, then 2^nd it was a tie between French maid and secretary

5. What type of porn scenes do you prefer to watch?

Mostly Boy/Girl, but it was a close call with Girl/Girl

6. What type of fetish films do you prefer to watch?

I’m surprised Milf killed it! Then Secretary in 2^nd, I would have thought it was young girl!

7. What is your idea of a great date?

Shockingly, Stay home, cook for your girl was the winner, (really guys? I’ve only ever had one guy cook for me in my entire life! Maybe I’m dating the wrong guys!), then going out to dinner came 2^nd.

8. What type of foreplay do you like?

Winner by a long shot – both giving and receiving oral, then massage came in 2^nd

9. What most attracts you and keeps you coming back on an adult website?

Video clips were the most popular, then it was a tie in 2^nd between photo sections and inter-action with the star.

Hey guys

I’m conducting a survey for a project I’m working on. Based on ‘What do men really want?’. For your chance to be in the running to win a free autographed DVD and poster of myself, please fill in the survey and don’t forget to type in your email address in the space provided!

Here is the link:

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=n92NGeid6vbpk6dupQvW3g_3d_3d

Had a great trip to Perth this weekend. Flying in Australia is such a breeze compared to the states, they don’t even ask for ID! And security never cops an attitude with anyone – yes I know, there are a lot more people in the states, and there’s the whole terrorist threat issue, but that doesn’t give security the right to be so mean to everyone. Qantas has always been my favorite airline, I don’t know why so many people are now bitching about it, ever since Virgin Blue came into play (really sexy commercial though if you‘ve seen it, smoking hot flight attendants and pilots). Qantas provides you with free meals and free beer and wine and TV screens with movies, in every seat – for free. With the other airlines, you have to pay for all the extras.

I arrived in Perth on Friday, and was taken out to a very nice meal, then to a radio show on Nova. Checked in at the Inter-continental next to where Britney Spears concert was being held. So many hot girls walking around getting ready to go to the show, which a lot of people walked out on because of the lip-syncing. But seriously people, you try to sing and dance at the same time and still sound good and not be out of breath, it’s not easy, and physically impossible for most people. As long as she puts on a great show, who cares if she’s lip-syncing. Everyone always has to have something to bitch about don’t they! It‘s so bloody hard to please people sometimes.

Northbridge in Perth is a bit of a wild area, lots of action on the streets at night. Plenty of clubs and restaurants and drunken loud Aussies running amok as we do! The Voodoo Lounge is great, they treated me very well, the dancers were nice to me and all smoking hot. It’s more of a bar feeling with naked girls on stage. So it’s not like your regular strip joint. There’s no pressure to get lap dances, you can play pool, sit around and drink, watch the stage shows, whatever floats your boat.

Had a packed house to watch my shows, which was great. Always feels good to dance to a ton of people who are excited to see me perform. Tipping isn’t customary in Australia, and since we have 1 and 2 dollar coins, they have to use tipping dollars if they’re going to sit at the tip rail. So I played my usual game – the lotion show (which I had to demonstrate cause the crowd aren’t used to feature dancers and these games). And the second night I did my paint show, which everyone loved. It’s weird that I sold more books than movies, but hey, everything is free on the internet these days, so no big surprise there. I personally would rather pay for a CD or DVD than download it for free online, cause your stealing from the artists and production companies who spend a lot of money on producing these things, and a lot of time and effort, just for our entertainment. But I’m a firm believer in Karma, each to their own I guess.

So I’m now back in Sydney and about to change my flight to stay one more week, since I was recovering from tonsillitis all week and haven’t had time to catch up with my friends. So I’m taking a short break before heading back to LA to start shooting movies again! I’m actually excited, because I do miss making movies and doing photo shoots. And of course, I have plenty of projects going on to keep me very busy, music, lingerie, writing etc…

So until next time!

Luv Mon xoxo

Had a whirlwind trip to Brisbane, with some great signings at ClubX in Brisbane city and Mt Gravatt. Had a blast from the past come and see me in Mt Gravatt, so great to catch up! Along with plenty of radio interviews. Then got to see my big bro later that night, which was a lot of fun, going out for Tapas, eating way too much, and unfortunately, had to cut it short by going to bed early to get up at 5am to fly to Sydney the next day.

Did a ton of interviews in Sydney, which were well worth it. And attended the Sexpo Gala Dinner and Erotic Film Festival that night, where I gave my speech on ‘Freedom of Speech and Censorship within Australia’. Although I had to cut it very short at the last minute, it went down extremely well, and people were actually surprised about how much research I had done, and how well I brought my point across. There is far too much censorship in Australia, especially for a country that has nude surfing competitions, and brothels!

Had my first two signings at Sexpo on Thursday, which was great. The show itself is actually very entertaining. It’s quite big, and there were a lot of great performances. A well known Aussie Comedian ‘Russell Gilbert’ was hosting . Very funny. Amazing performances by Suzie Q. And an artist by the name of ‘Picasso’ who uses his penis to paint portraits of people! You don’t see that everyday! Haha. He was great.

I took a ride in the ‘Penis Train’, which was like a ghost train ride, only you got spooked by penis’. I was cracking up the whole time.

What was great is that the stalls have ‘showbags’ for sale, just like the Ekka, which is an exhibition (Expo) – that’s what we used to call it in QLD. You can get toys, DVD’s (only R-rated), magazines, posters, lingerie and all kinds of different items. A lot different to any of the conventions I‘ve been to over the years in the States, they only have 2 porn stars headlining doing signings, which they fly out from the States and Europe. Of course I was there also, but it was a last minute gig to promote my book, so I had my own booth at the Sexpo Merchandise stall.

They also had strip clubs promoting there, where you could go into another room designed to look like the inside of a club, where girls were in there dancing. Anyone who had anything to do with the sex industry, was at this show! I guess that’s why they call it ‘SEXPO’. And I’m now doing my best to help out with the Australian Sex Party which you can learn more about at sexparty.org.au – Australia’s newest political force, doing their part in protecting citizen’s sexual rights and freedoms! Go Fiona Patten! You have my support, most definitely.

As for the book reviews, I’m so excited! People kept coming up to me saying how much they loved the book, and that they read it within 2 days, and wanted to read more. I was really nervous before it’s release, and to hear these things, really makes my day.

It was a great four days at Sexpo, although I suffered from Tonsillitis the whole time, so I couldn’t go out and mingle after. But it was still fun anyway.

I’m now catching up with family in Sydney for a few days, having a bit of a break before heading to Perth on Friday to perform at the Voodoo Lounge. I’m sure that will be awesome, I’ve heard great things about this club.

Until next time…..