Welcome To The Official Blog Of Porn Star Monica Mayhem

Before I begin, I just want to say that I’m very proud to have two of my songs ‘Escape’ (which is available on Itunes etc) and ‘In Control’ (soon to be released), used in a movie for Wicked Pictures ‘Alektra’s Anarchy’, directed by Barrett Blade and starring Alektra Blue. I saw the first music video and it looks great! I’m so happy that everyone loved my songs and that inspires me to write again. Just need to find the time to get creative, I’m currently discussing doing a dance track, that’s huge right now and would be so much fun.

Don’t forget you can also buy my book ‘Absolute Mayhem’ from any major bookstore and online at Amazon, Barnes n Noble, Borders, Books A million, etc… Would love a nice review on Amazon for Christmas!

Anyway, so a day in the life of a ‘Pornstar turned Vet’s wife’, goes something like this: Wake up, make breakfast – I go for Low GI foods such as soy/linseed toast with smoked salmon and poached eggs or a bowl of muesli with berries and yoghurt. I then go to the gym – do cardio on treadmill and rowing, sometimes cross-trainer, resistance training (with weights), and abs. If I don’t go to gym, I’ll do a soft sand run or the Bondi-Bronte walk, or yoga.

After training, come home, shower, clean apartment, do laundry, check emails and social network sites, discuss business opportunities with certain contacts, chat to friends overseas on IM or Skype, do research on internet for whatever I need to learn about. Then it’s off to run errands.

Sometimes meet friends or business colleagues for lunch. And sometimes for dinner. But mostly, I love to cook, and have been doing alot of cooking lately, very passionate about it and it’s nice to have someone to cook for. Again, trying to stick to Low GI recipes only, brown rice instead of white, brown pasta instead of regular, eating only certain veges etc, though it’s often hard to stick to in a restaurant.

There’s been so many Christmas parties and Birthdays that I’ve been attending lately. Last night, went to my Husbands’ staff Christmas party and got to meet all of his employees. We went bowling, played laser tag and did karaoke. A lot of fun actually, nice to do something different for a change!

Went out to a couple of clubs in Kings Cross a couple of weeks ago. The music was terrible, trying to be so LA but it wasn’t working for them. I’m actually getting into Dance music again now that I’m back in OZ, really never quite got into hip hop. Going to Ivy this weekend for another birthday, it’s supposed to be the best club in Sydney, we’ll soon find out!

I’m currently talking to a big agency about where I might fit into the market here. I’m really hoping that I can do something on TV, whether it be hosting/presenting/acting, but who knows, the media are very conservative, so I’m assuming all TV programs would hate to have a former pornstar on there, but it’s worth a shot anyway!

I’m off to the gym. Have a great Christmas/Hannukah/or just holidays and Happy New Year! Xoxoxo

HAPPY NEW YEAR! I hope 2009 is a huge success for everyone!

NYE I went to a party at the Hilton in Costa Mesa (Orange County) with a bunch of friends. It was huge, 6 different rooms with different DJ’s. loads of people. We had a couple of suites too, which we spent most of the time partying in. I have some funny pics that I’m posting on my website www.monicamayhem.com sorry, can’t post them here cause they’re too explicit!

Had a good night. Still haven’t had a New Years that compares to being on a boat in Sydney Harbour watching the fireworks. I dont know what could possibly beat that!

Spent all of yesterday recovering. Vowing never to drink again. (umm, maybe just not drink too much). Now I’m catching up on some much needed office work – yes, I run my own corporation and do everything myself! Not just a pretty face! Lol.

I really need to go shopping for winter clothes for my trip to Canada in a couple of weeks. But I think I’ll leave that till monday. It’s kinda gloomy outside, one of those days where you just wanna stay warm inside.

Talk Soon!

luv Mon xoxo

I love shoots where there’s a bunch of smokin’ hot girls on the set, and you spend most of the day just hanging out. This shoot was for PPV, so I’m not sure where it will end up or even what the name of it will be.

I did 2 girl/girl scenes – one with the lovely Brooke Belle, who rocks as always! And the other was an orgy, in which I spent most of my time with another hottie, Kayla Paige – another girl I love to work with. I also did a little striptease and solo clip.

We shot up in this huge house on top of a hill in Chatsworth – I’ve actually shot in this house quite a few times over the years! haha. Beautiful view of the valley up there.

The funniest thing was, the girl who was the photographer on set, turns out to be my drummers singer in his other band! I think I surprised her with that one. But no beef there, she was way cool – and the girls were drooling over her too.

Good times!

Last week I spent 3hrs a day on Playboy radio (sirius99 and xm99) co-hosting with Christy Canyon. It was fun, alot of work trying to talk for 3hrs. Especially trying not to step over Christy talking. I actually find it harder being the co-host rather than the regular host. Cause you can’t just talk when you wanna talk. Anyway, we had some interesting guests and played alot of fun sex games. Including the great night calls ‘Fuck off’, where we had people call in and try to get us off by talking dirty while we masturbated in the studio.

Hit up the Rainbow on Sunset for dinner on Thursday night. Believe it or not, they actually have some pretty good food.

Friday night was spent at a long gruelling audition for a mainstream movie. In which I got a part! Not sure what yet, although I think when they figure out I’m a pornstar, I may just lose the role. In the audition, I had to improve twice, which was pretty hard actually. Then on the callback, I had to seduce a girl and make out with her! haha, that was too easy. It was the girl’s first ever girl on girl kiss. She was a little stiff at first, but did alright.

My weekend was spent organizing all my clothes, product, music etc for dancing next week in Kalamazoo, Michigan at Little Darlings. Lets hope people actually come out on thanksgiving weekend! Crazy, I can’t believe the club is even open during that time. But I guess not everyone has family to spend the holidays with – Like me! I’m Australian anyway, I celebrate Australia Day. But since I’m grateful to be living in this country, I will celebrate Thanksgiving at the club – with a few drinks!

TTYS, Love Mon xoxo

I must admit, I’ve been bored out of my mind recently. I guess I need a change or something. I’m not one of those people who can do the same thing, day in, day out. I’ve been working hard on my book, trying to meet our december deadline. Just completed the section about Wicca (my religion). Which i’m sure everyone will find very eye-opening and interesting.

As far as politics goes, congrats on all who voted for Obama, I think change is a good thing. And McCain may have been too much like Bush if you ask me. But I dont really follow all that stuff. But I will say this, I am VERY pissed off about Proposition 8 being passed. I mean come on, are we living in the fucking stone age? Why should anyone have the right to decide who can marry who. Its absolutely ridiculous. And dont tell me that you dont want your kids learning about gay marriage, because they should learn! Its a fact of life, there are straight couples, and gay couples. Its total discrimination that gay couples can’t have the same rights as straight. I could go on and on about this subject, but i’m not going to bore you with that.

Anyway, I decided to be good this weekend and not go out. Although was very tempted by a few people, but no. Dont ask me why, cause I was dying to go out and party, but for some reason, I felt like, I didn’t want to go out and get wasted and feel like shit today – which I know is exactly what the outcome would have been. So i’m feeling good today! And about to go hit the gym – that’s very rare for a Sunday, but I have to go on ‘Battle of the Bods’ for Fox Reality on Wednesday, and I want to look my best.

Check out my calendar for upcoming appearances – I have quite a few going on for the next 5 months. If you can’t access the full calendar on my website, go to www.myspace.com/monicamayhemxxx

Thats all for now folks! Hopefully something exciting will happen this week for me to write about!

talk soon

mon xoxo

So I get a call Wednesday morning to say that the shoot is back on and they have me booked on a flight at 10.30pm that night. This time the flight was actually on time and I was able to leave. But OMG, has anyone ever flown on Spirit Airlines? Not only did they spell my name wrong for the second time in one week, but they nickel and dime you for everything. Although I did not pay for the ticket, but if you wanted to bring luggage, thats an extra $15. A window seat an extra $10, an exit seat $30. Then they charge $3 for a bottle of water, which you have to pay with a credit card. (I came prepared however, but everyone was bitchin’ on the plane). There is no real food, you can buy unhealthy snacks though. The seats are sooooo crammed, even I couldn’t get comfortable, my legs are kinda long, but not that long!

So I couldn’t sleep at all, then I arrive, driver picks me up at 6.30am. Takes me to some loft. Leaves me a key. I dont know what the hell is going on cause nobody gave me any info for the shoot. So I fall asleep of course cause I’m exhausted at this point. Next thing you know, I wake up to someone banging on the door at 11.30am. And 30 missed calls on my phone! Apparently I was supposed to meet in the lobby at 10.30am – thanks for telling me! And nobody had a key. Why the hell did they leave me the only key? like I was gonna go somewhere.

So the director is all pissed off, and it wasn’t even my fault. I had to shower at the office – with no towel! Then of course, everything was so rushed and stressful. I wasn’t even able to eat. I can’t believe no-one even went to get me breakfast while I was sitting in makeup for an hour and a half! WTF!!! So we finally get to the other location, where I’m the dealer in a poker game. I had to quickly learn texas hold-em, but I got it down quick.

We played so many rounds. And took soooo many pictures, and finally, get down to the sex. On the pool table, the director kept getting frustrated at certain positions – I nearly lost it, but I am a pro after all. Dont fucking tell me to do something that just can’t be done. Or strain my damn neck just so you can have your perfect angle. I’ll do what I know looks sexy, what I’ve done oh so many times before! So I put up with the painful positions on the table, and the bruises I’ve sustained from the shoot – like I’ve done so many times in the past. And I was happy in the end, to get paid a little extra – for my time being wasted the other night.

Happy to be home, to take care of all my unfinished business. Dont think I’m complaining, I’m just sharing my travel and shooting adventures with you. I’m very grateful to still be working after the whole economic crisis in this country.

TTYS, Mon xoxo

okay, so first, I drive all the way to Orange County for one of my best friends birthdays on saturday, only for him to get arrested and put in jail before i even get a chance to see him, for something that happened 6 years ago that never got resolved, cause he’s been sober for 2 years now, so it wasnt a dui or anything like that. I ended up driving back home to LA, sober of course.

Then, as I spent the rest of my weekend, preparing to go on a last minute shoot in Florida – yes folks, it takes alot of prep before a shoot, tanning, gym, nails, hair, laundry, picking out outfits, packing, getting your STD test, having someone take care of my spoilt kitty ’smokey’ while i’m away, and I like to clean the house spotless so its nice and relaxing when I get home.

Well, I just got back from the airport, after checking in, going through LAX security – which is never a breeze, hanging out at the gate for 2 hrs, the flight was at 10.30pm. They didn’t announce to us until 11pm that the flight is delayed till 8am! WTF! My call time for the shoot is 8am in FL, so there goes that job. Along with the PA dance gig I lost this week due to the club losing money recently because of current economic conditions. So I feel your pain people! Dont think this crisis is not affecting the porn industry too!

Anyway, I requested they fly me out the night before and put me up in a hotel, (cause you know, I’m a pisces and intuitive/psychic to a degree, I knew something like this would happen) but apparently they weren’t too concerned whether or not I had any sleep the night before the shoot – I mean really, who sleeps well on a plane, and its only a 5hr flight, so realistically, i would have maybe had 3hrs sleep, if any sleep at all.

Wow, the things we do for porn huh! So we’ll see what happens this week, and I’ll keep you updated on the juicy details. Speaking of juicy, my friend brought over some hot Swedish rocker lookin boy before I left. Damnnn, and I was not exactly looking hot at the time, she didn’t warn me damn it! lol. I’m sorry to all the clean cut, non-tattooed, non pierced, non dark/colored hair rocker lookin boys out there, with their dark clothes and studded accessories, but holy fuck, that is such a turn on for me!!! Dont get me wrong, I like normal boys sometimes, but mostly, you gotta look bad-ass and luv to rock out with me!

Peace and love

mon xoxo

wow how time flies. Its been kind of a hectic week or so for me. I feel like I’m in Law school, all the research I’ve been doing about a situation that has just got way out of hand. Dont ever trust anyone in LA, even if your referred to someone by a bunch of different friends – do not trust anyone!!!

I’ve also been editing my book, which actually takes alot of time. Cause you dont want to say the wrong thing, and I have to make sure all the facts are straight. I’m going over chapter 8 this weekend! I think I have 4 more chapters to go now.

It feels like forever since I’ve gone out on the town and let loose. But taking care of business is more important than partying these days. Cant wait for Halloween! Not sure which party to go to, but the Playboy Mansion sounds pretty damn good.

I shot another ‘wife switch’ scene, my 3rd one for Pink Visual. This time, we had a game of Naked Twister, with myself and Lexi Love. My scene was with Rocco Reed, who was actually really hot. It’s always great to work with someone new.

Gotta run and get my hair done right now, then I’m off to one of my best friends’ birthdays in Orange County.

TTYS Mon xoxo

Here’s are lovely response I got for a bulletin I sent out asking if anyone knew a good lawyer in LA. I dont have money problems btw, which would be nobody’s business anyway, all I was looking for, was a lawyer who wouldn’t screw me over like the last one I had who took the money and ran!

Seriously, dont people have anything better to do. You dont fucking know me, so quit being so quick to judge! I am a good person, with a big heart, and the people closest to me know this. So fuck off to all the haters in this world! Oh and I’ve left his myspace address if anyone would like to leave a nice comment for this fantastic fucking specimen of a man.

here it is:

“You are a qusai hooker-porn star. Why don’t you go suck some cock to get rid of your money problems. Isn’t that what you porn stars do when you are short on money. I have fucked 7 porn stars and your kind are easy to figure out. Go turn a trick, you trick.” http://www.myspace.com/gerardmethvin