Welcome To The Official Blog Of Porn Star Monica Mayhem

hey all

well first of all, I have a new auction up on www.giganticauctions.com

The last week or so has been very stressful for me. Not really working much. Industry is totally slow right now. However, I’ve been working on music, a new song and trying to get some of my older songs finished. Dealing with major taxes. Man they really get you in California.

And the worst part, dealing with my fucked up car situation, where this dealer totally screwed me and ruined my credit, and now, I’m being harassed by creditors, threatening me etc.. basically making my life hell, when I’m the victim, but apparently its all my fault and my responsibility. So I’m trying to find a lawyer to deal with this before they start garnishing my wages for something that I should not be paying for.  If anyone has a good lawyer in LA, I’d love a referral!

I’ve also been talking with mainstream agents and managers, trying to get that career up and running. And I’m preparing all my dance stuff to go to Allentown in PA on the 23rd. Yes, there is alot of prep work involved before going on the road. Costumes, movies, posters, music, hair, nails, tanning etc…

Oh, and of course, hitting the gym really hard so I have some great stamina on stage (and to fit into my costumes that I had custom made when I was way too skinny). And the strict healthy eating diet is a huge pain in the arse! Not that I dont eat healthy anyway, its just that I’ve cut out breads, pastas, sugar and all the other things that I love. Italian and Indian food are two of my faves, but those sauces can really pack on the pounds! I’ve found alternative ways to cook those meals anyhow.

gotta run, have another meeting with a ‘mainstream’ manager. Check out my show on Rudetv.com tonight between 8-10pm pst!

luv mon xoxo

I shot 3 scenes on saturday, for an awesome photographer (turned director) whose name I cannot mention right now, cause she is making a comeback via press release. But I will let you know soon.

The first scene was with Tommy Gunn, we hadn’t worked together in years, so it was great. Although a tough scene to shoot, it was an office setup, we were working late, and decide to have some fun. But to make us look hot and sweaty, we had to rub baby oil gel all over our bodies, so we were slipping and sliding everywhere, tried to fuck on the desk, missionary, and kept slipping off – but we got plenty of footage anyway, especially standing doggie, then fucking on the chair, seriously trying to hold on to anything so I wouldn’t slip, but we did reverse cowgirl and that always looks hot, and we eventually moved to the floor for spoon, aside from getting carpet burn – a hazard of fucking on the carpet, it was really hot, and the scene is going to turn out great I’m sure.

Second scene, was with Ava Rose, the setup was really cool. I was dressed in overalls and a wife beater with a bandana on, I straight up looked like I should have been on the L-word, lol, total lesbian. Working in a factory, by a conveyer belt. Ava comes in as my boss, dressed in a sexy little uniform and stilettos, and tells me that I need to work even more overtime. So I get pissed off and eventually grab her and rip open her dress and we start fucking! haha. This was also a difficult one to shoot, considering all we had to work with was a conveyer belt, with rolling metal poles. We did some standing pussy eating, and then laid down some cardboard and went to town with the toys. Hot scene, Ava has a nice big ass too!

The third scene was a solo scene, at this point, it was 9pm, started at 9am, so I was exhausted but somehow managed to get a second wind right before the shoot. Same factory setup, this time wearing a sexy bikini with cut-off denim shorts and strappy heels. Did a sexy striptease, then masturbation, including toy. The way it was shot was beautiful, lots of close ups of face, body and hardcore action, and of course the wide shots. I know, I’m getting very technical now, but these things make a huge difference to how the video will look. Good lighting is key too. And the production team was great, they made sure everything, every set looked amazing, and all in all, was a great and fun shoot! Even for a 13hr day!

I woke up with a sore throat and fever on Saturday, so I had to cancel my shoot for NRPW (not-rated pro-wrestling). It was the actually wrestling show they were shooting, which I had shot last month out in Bakersfield, CA. I’m still yet to shoot a sex scene for them, with Evan Stone, which I believe is in October.

Anyway, got some rest on Saturday. And on Sunday, feeling a little better, I shot a BJ scene for Barrett Blade. Not sure where it will end up, most likely on the internet. He hasn’t told me. The guy was Jack Montain, never worked with him before, he was cool. The scenario was a massage parlour, and I was the massuess, who decides to proposition the guy into paying me extra for a BJ. You know, your typical porn set-up! Very quick and easy shoot, gotta love that!

So I got asked if I wanted a free ‘no 1 in LA’ spray tan and hair-do in exchange for modeling at the famous Kevin Josephson salon in Beverly Hills. So I thought, why not. I get there at 5.30pm tuesday, they did the most amazing treatment on my hair, it feels so soft and silky, and touched up my roots, and as they were blow drying my hair, in comes Janice Dickinson with a bunch of her models, and photographers, cameras etc… Next thing you know, just as Claire is about to finish blowing out my hair, they demand the blow dryer so they can do Janice! What, there’s only one bloody blow dryer in the place???

The Salon is like a Zoo at this point, with an open bar, DJ, models, people just coming in to look and hang out, including the reality star ‘New York’ and her mother. Was hoping to see some drama there, but they were being normal. lol.

So finally, we get my hair stick straight with a straightening iron, then I go to get spray tanned, ‘Tan Naturelle’ they call it. OMG, it took forever, and the shit does not dry for hours. I was so sticky and reaked of fake tan. I had to model with no makeup on, and in front of everyone, with some of Janice’s models too. And I was the only one wearing a thong bikini, but the crowd totally loved it of course. I even got asked to model in a fashion show on Friday, but I haven’t done that for about 10years, and had to warn the guy that, I’m not really a ‘fashion’ model, if you get my drift. So not sure if I’m gonna do it. I’m shocked he didn’t even care about the tattoos.

Anyway, after starving to death for 10hours, yes, they did not feed us! I finally get to leave at 12.30am. And hit mcdonalds on the way home, where I bought the mcdonalds security guard some fries cause he was hungry and they wouldn’t let him walk through the drive through! lol.

I wake up, look in the mirror, and start cracking up. OMG, I looked frightening. But after a long shower and vigorous scrubbing, I start to look like I have a great tan. Except my palms and soles of my feet are brown/orange. But I’m sure that will come off in a couple of days! wow. Thank god I’m not shooting this week.

I dont know why they went so crazy on my tan, cause the other models looked normal. I guess he was trying to show just how dark you can go, seriously last night I looked soooooo dark, with my skimpy gold bikini.

Thursday, as always, did my live show on Rudetv.com with Wankus. If you haven’t checked it out yet, it’s free, just go to www.rudetv.com and click on ‘Smell My Finger’ every Thursday night 8-10pm pst. You can also watch our archived shows if you can’t get on at that time.

Friday night I decided to take it easy, and ended up getting bored, so I got on www.imlive.com where I like to do live chats (aside from my website of course).

Saturday, I went to a party at a house on the beach with my co-host and friend Wankus. That was interesting, not exactly my thing. But we made the most of it. Was nice to just spend a day at the beach anyway.

Sunday night I attended the Sexopolis Sunset Strip awards at the Viper Room where I won the ‘Golden Throat Award’. lol. A little bit of fun, only stayed less than an hour though. I wasn’t really up to partying that night.

Other than that, nothing too exciting going on last week. I’ll be doing another live chat on www.imlive.com tomorrow night around 9pm pst. Then shooting on Saturday and Sunday.

Will check back in later on in the week!

mon