Mayhem in Australia
Tuesday, March 9th, 2010Wow, where do I begin?? I had the time of my life at Brisbane Sexpo! I headlined this year, and had an amazing turn out. Although people were very scared to come up, they would stand back and stare at me on the stage, taking photos from afar, until they’d had a few beers and got the courage to say hi! Hearts were racing, hands trembling, and people forgetting to grab their signed photos before running off! Awwww, but that was so sweet, everyone was really nice and respectful (aside from a couple of guys, obviously high on GHB, that’s the only time we had to call security over). Some really hot girls, lots of titties out, and orgy style photos on the bed!
Seth Enslow (who just broke the world record for longest jump on a Harley), and the Crusty Demons were there. Fucking amazing show! I got to go up on the truck while they jumped over my head. I’m scared of heights and was shaking, holding onto the gorgeous Sammy Lee (who did such a great job of hosting), but when I looked up at the boys jumping over me, I nearly came in my pants! Such a rush. I don’t know how they do it, back flips and all! The boys were so much fun to hang out with. We had an after party in my suite one night, and security came to shut it down, we were pretty rowdy, I don’t blame them!
Nikki Benz was also there signing, we had a great time hanging out, went out to Cloudland, a beautiful nightclub in Brisbane. We took Seth along with us and hung out with some rugby players – who were not even allowed to be seen with pornstars! We made the news and everything, just because they came to Sexpo to say hi. Can you believe how conservative it is in Australia?
Queensland is now so conservative that the Australian Sex Party has asked me to run as a candidate in the next election to help the fight against censorship in Australia! So now I’m pre-selected, but it has to go before the Eros committee before they select me to run. This should be interesting! And no, I’m not pulling a Mary Carey or Jodie Moore, this is way more serious, and I’m sick of state government bullshit laws over here. Why can’t we, as adults, choose what we can and can’t watch? They’re trying to ban access to internet porn in Queensland! And selling hardcore DVD’s is actually illegal (although stores do it anyway), I mean, how ridiculous is that??? My book has even been banned from some bookstores for being ‘too risqué’. But it is also a best seller!!! So happy!
Myself and a few boys, went out to some after parties on the last night and got mobbed by people everywhere, I couldn’t talk anymore by the end of the night, I was so exhausted. It was actually getting a little dangerous too, and I could feel some fights coming on, so we headed back to the hotel to end the night.
The next morning I had to get up super early to shoot for Picture Premium with Kiki (a new Aussie porn starlet) and one of my favorite Aussie photographers, Tania Stevenson who shot me for Scarlett Blue and Picture mag last year. It was the quickest shoot in history, with my phone ringing off the hook in between, and then I had to rush to the airport to catch a flight to Sydney.
So to wrap it up, had some great signings, saw some great performances, had some great sex, ate some great food, and drank quite a lot, as you do in true Aussie style!
I’ll be taking Nikki to see some Koalas, kangaroos, emu’s etc tomorrow. Then we’re going to hit the town in Sydney. Not sure where yet. It is super hot here today, hopefully the weather stays this way all week so I can hit the beautiful beaches of Sydney and relax for a few days! Ending the weekend celebrating my birthday with friends and family.
Until next time…
