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I’m back from my trip to Pasadena, Texas. Kinda wiped out but I got alot of work to catch up on this week. I know your probably thinking ‘what kind of work must a pornstar have other than shooting’, well when you run your own business and have a whole lot of other projects going on, you’ll understand.

The trip was a success, despite the fact that the whole of Houston was at ‘Rodeo weekend’. So not too many cowboys came into the club this time around. Had a great time, only problem was, the pole was not really a stripper pole, so all the new tricks I had just learnt, I couldn’t do! It was so slippery I could have broken my neck trying to hang upside down. Good thing I know how to entertain without doing the pole tricks anyway!

The last night I was there, the manager said I could get naked, so of course, the crowd went nuts. I guess they dont get to see naked girls dancing in Texas, so it must have been awesome for them. I also did a couple of interviews while I was out there, one on a sports radio show, and the other for Zrock.com, which will be up soon.

Had a great time, people are so nice in Texas, love that southern hospitality. Although some of the girls were total rude bitches to me. I’d straight up go out of my way to say hi, and they would totally, blatantly ignore me or give me a filthy look – and of course, with my feisty nature, if someone disrespects me, I wanna put them in their place, but I have to bite my tongue and smile and walk away so as not to get in a fight. But most of the girls were really sweet. I just put it down to jealousy for those other chicks. You get that in every club, its always the same. Its amazing how much of the same drama you see from different girls in different clubs.

Well, I gotta unpack and set up a bunch of meetings for the week!

Stay tuned…

luv mon xoxo

Canada was awesome! I really had a great time and look forward to going back next year. I performed 10 shows at Airways in Nisku, Alberta and also a signing at Hush adult megastore in Edmonton.
 
The manager at Airways, Bryon, was very cool and made sure I had a great time. I would highly recommend this club to all feature dancers out there. The store was really nice, very cool people, and of course, I did a bit of shopping while I was there, a couple of pairs of boots and a bustier.
Its so different to dancing in the US. The girls are booked for at least an 18min stage show which can turn into 45mins if your game playing is going well. In order to get tips – which in Canada they have looney’s ($1 and $2 coins) you have to bring a blanket up on stage, along with a plastic jug, and plenty of promo to give away.

When your naked. You do your floor show on the blanket, and go around asking the guys if they wanna play with you. So you roll up your poster into a cone in the jug, and find interesting positions to sit in with the jug by your crotch, and they try and get as many looneys in the jug as they can, and then you give them a poster. The blanket is not only to catch the coins, but so you dont get splinters in your backside from the wooden stage.

oh and it was minus 30 up there! I think thats the most cold i’ve ever felt, but it wasn’t so bad, kinda fun actually, being driven around with the snow and ice blowing around everywhere from the winds, looked really cool.
Now i’m back in Sunny LA for a few weeks, then off to Pasadena, TX.

Right now I’m watching my guitarist come up with ideas for a melody I gave him. So a new song is on the way soon.

And I’m very excited to be featured in Feb Maxim! I have a full page ad in there for Fyretv if you wanna check it out.

talk soon
mon xoxo

It’s actually raining for a change in LA! Yay! So I’m laying in bed all snuggled up in my pyjamas, writing this, after a huge weekend in New Port Richey Florida. I had such a great time at the Oasis and Brass Flamingo clubs. The management and staff treated me so well – I highly recommend the Brass Flamingo to all the feature dancers out there!

The crowd was so great, and thank you to the boys from Boston who flew out to see me. You guys definately know how to party, Very entertaining. The napkin throwing was hysterical! And I really appreciate the huge tips too!

I may have been ‘a little’ buzzed from too many shots of Patron, on my last show, I kept slapping this girls big titties – she asked for it by sitting at the stage with those things! lol. But when the girls come and lay on the stage – there will be groping guaranteed! You gotta love it.

TTYS Mon xoxo

hey all

well first of all, I have a new auction up on www.giganticauctions.com

The last week or so has been very stressful for me. Not really working much. Industry is totally slow right now. However, I’ve been working on music, a new song and trying to get some of my older songs finished. Dealing with major taxes. Man they really get you in California.

And the worst part, dealing with my fucked up car situation, where this dealer totally screwed me and ruined my credit, and now, I’m being harassed by creditors, threatening me etc.. basically making my life hell, when I’m the victim, but apparently its all my fault and my responsibility. So I’m trying to find a lawyer to deal with this before they start garnishing my wages for something that I should not be paying for.  If anyone has a good lawyer in LA, I’d love a referral!

I’ve also been talking with mainstream agents and managers, trying to get that career up and running. And I’m preparing all my dance stuff to go to Allentown in PA on the 23rd. Yes, there is alot of prep work involved before going on the road. Costumes, movies, posters, music, hair, nails, tanning etc…

Oh, and of course, hitting the gym really hard so I have some great stamina on stage (and to fit into my costumes that I had custom made when I was way too skinny). And the strict healthy eating diet is a huge pain in the arse! Not that I dont eat healthy anyway, its just that I’ve cut out breads, pastas, sugar and all the other things that I love. Italian and Indian food are two of my faves, but those sauces can really pack on the pounds! I’ve found alternative ways to cook those meals anyhow.

gotta run, have another meeting with a ‘mainstream’ manager. Check out my show on Rudetv.com tonight between 8-10pm pst!

luv mon xoxo