Welcome To The Official Blog Of Porn Star Monica Mayhem

I’m back from my trip to Pasadena, Texas. Kinda wiped out but I got alot of work to catch up on this week. I know your probably thinking ‘what kind of work must a pornstar have other than shooting’, well when you run your own business and have a whole lot of other projects going on, you’ll understand.

The trip was a success, despite the fact that the whole of Houston was at ‘Rodeo weekend’. So not too many cowboys came into the club this time around. Had a great time, only problem was, the pole was not really a stripper pole, so all the new tricks I had just learnt, I couldn’t do! It was so slippery I could have broken my neck trying to hang upside down. Good thing I know how to entertain without doing the pole tricks anyway!

The last night I was there, the manager said I could get naked, so of course, the crowd went nuts. I guess they dont get to see naked girls dancing in Texas, so it must have been awesome for them. I also did a couple of interviews while I was out there, one on a sports radio show, and the other for Zrock.com, which will be up soon.

Had a great time, people are so nice in Texas, love that southern hospitality. Although some of the girls were total rude bitches to me. I’d straight up go out of my way to say hi, and they would totally, blatantly ignore me or give me a filthy look – and of course, with my feisty nature, if someone disrespects me, I wanna put them in their place, but I have to bite my tongue and smile and walk away so as not to get in a fight. But most of the girls were really sweet. I just put it down to jealousy for those other chicks. You get that in every club, its always the same. Its amazing how much of the same drama you see from different girls in different clubs.

Well, I gotta unpack and set up a bunch of meetings for the week!

Stay tuned…

luv mon xoxo

oi oi oi! Thats what you may have heard tonight if you were at the Keyclub in Hollywood. Listening to ‘The Screaming Jets’. One of my fave all time Aussie Bands. Only the Aussies would yell out ‘Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi’, as that is our global anthem of finding one another! haha.
And just to clarify, yes, we do swear alot, that is part of our culture, and I know I’ve toned it down alot since moving over here, but I really miss using the word ‘C*!?’. I’m not gonna say it, cause I know alot of Americans are very offended by the word, but damn, we do love to swear, and tonight was living proof.
The Screaming Jets were awesome live, and I’m surprised there weren’t a shitload of people there. And the ones who were there, well, some of them, just sat there not even moving. Which apparently, bugs me alot. Cause Aussies go off when a band is playing. I’m starting to notice a trend here. With the dancing, and the bands playing. I mean, what’s going on? Where’s the appreciation? Respect every artist even if yo dont like them, alot of work goes into these shows you know.

Anyway, was such a great show, and they played all my fave songs including ‘Better’, ‘Helping Hand’, and ‘Shiver’. If you dont know, look em up on YouTube. It was awesome how the whole time before the show, they played all great Aussie bands that most Americans wouldn’t even know the names of. But back in OZ, they were legends!
The lead singer was hilarious, rolling around on stage, cracking jokes – and, only the Aussies could understand him, so it was extra fun for me!
We went to meet them after the show, but we ended up meeting some hot chick who was dying to go to the Rainbow, so of course, we left and hung out there instead. Which was alot of fun too.
And obviously, since I’m very picky with who I take home, we all went our separate ways! So no action to report of tonight. Can’t be all fun and games hey!
chat soon.
luv mon xoxo

I did a shoot for Penthouse video yesterday. The working title was ‘milf and cookies’, uh, not sure if they’re going to use that name, lol, but pretty funny.

Anyway, the scenario was that I was a rich horny biatch, and my girl (India Summers), brings me her latest boy toy (Chris Johnson), with whom I have sex with while she is watching. There’s a little bit of dialogue before the scene, very seductive.

Also did a 15min striptease – which no doubt they will edit beautifully, i’m sure, judging by the way it was shot.

All in all, fairly long day, but had a great time, hot scene, and afterwards, ended up at a recording studio where my friend was recording his latest album. Sounded amazing from the little bit that I heard. Wish I could tell you more, but will have to reveal in the future!

Ciao for now

Mon xoxo

Last week I spent 3hrs a day on Playboy radio (sirius99 and xm99) co-hosting with Christy Canyon. It was fun, alot of work trying to talk for 3hrs. Especially trying not to step over Christy talking. I actually find it harder being the co-host rather than the regular host. Cause you can’t just talk when you wanna talk. Anyway, we had some interesting guests and played alot of fun sex games. Including the great night calls ‘Fuck off’, where we had people call in and try to get us off by talking dirty while we masturbated in the studio.

Hit up the Rainbow on Sunset for dinner on Thursday night. Believe it or not, they actually have some pretty good food.

Friday night was spent at a long gruelling audition for a mainstream movie. In which I got a part! Not sure what yet, although I think when they figure out I’m a pornstar, I may just lose the role. In the audition, I had to improve twice, which was pretty hard actually. Then on the callback, I had to seduce a girl and make out with her! haha, that was too easy. It was the girl’s first ever girl on girl kiss. She was a little stiff at first, but did alright.

My weekend was spent organizing all my clothes, product, music etc for dancing next week in Kalamazoo, Michigan at Little Darlings. Lets hope people actually come out on thanksgiving weekend! Crazy, I can’t believe the club is even open during that time. But I guess not everyone has family to spend the holidays with – Like me! I’m Australian anyway, I celebrate Australia Day. But since I’m grateful to be living in this country, I will celebrate Thanksgiving at the club – with a few drinks!

TTYS, Love Mon xoxo

Yesterday I shot the show ‘Battle of the Bods’ on Fox Reality. There are so many reality shows out there right now, some of which, I am hooked on (sad to say), but I find some of them very amusing, I thinks its the amount of stupidity in some of these girls that keeps me entertained.

Anyway, the basis of the show is, you get 5 hot girls, and 3 guys in another room judging the girls. Now the girls have to decide which order they should go in, hoping that the guys pick the same order. You win $500 for every position you get right. So the line up of girls yesterday was ‘girls who can kick ass’, meaning we all have experience in some form of fighting. Mine of course being Muay Thai Kick-boxing. And the guys were models!

We didn’t do very well, lol, it was very hard to know what these guys liked. We won $4000 total, which was cool. I got the first one right, which was, prettiest face – and I was number one! yay!!! The next was best boobs, we totally screwed up on that one, they chose me 3rd, but we picked me as 2nd. They went with the natural breasts – duh, of course, they’re models, they dont like fake boobs! Then we had the overall body question. We only got 2 right on that one, I was rated 4, but not offended, because the other girls were super skinny – and I think that’s what models prefer right? I like being a little curvier – and I prefer curvy women.

When it got down to us ranking the guys in what order they see themselves in. We got all 3 right! So all in all, it was a little bit of fun. Oh, and after the shoot was over, they made us say bitchy comments toward each other, just a little inside info for all you reality show junkies out there, it’s not all real you know!

I must admit, I’ve been bored out of my mind recently. I guess I need a change or something. I’m not one of those people who can do the same thing, day in, day out. I’ve been working hard on my book, trying to meet our december deadline. Just completed the section about Wicca (my religion). Which i’m sure everyone will find very eye-opening and interesting.

As far as politics goes, congrats on all who voted for Obama, I think change is a good thing. And McCain may have been too much like Bush if you ask me. But I dont really follow all that stuff. But I will say this, I am VERY pissed off about Proposition 8 being passed. I mean come on, are we living in the fucking stone age? Why should anyone have the right to decide who can marry who. Its absolutely ridiculous. And dont tell me that you dont want your kids learning about gay marriage, because they should learn! Its a fact of life, there are straight couples, and gay couples. Its total discrimination that gay couples can’t have the same rights as straight. I could go on and on about this subject, but i’m not going to bore you with that.

Anyway, I decided to be good this weekend and not go out. Although was very tempted by a few people, but no. Dont ask me why, cause I was dying to go out and party, but for some reason, I felt like, I didn’t want to go out and get wasted and feel like shit today – which I know is exactly what the outcome would have been. So i’m feeling good today! And about to go hit the gym – that’s very rare for a Sunday, but I have to go on ‘Battle of the Bods’ for Fox Reality on Wednesday, and I want to look my best.

Check out my calendar for upcoming appearances – I have quite a few going on for the next 5 months. If you can’t access the full calendar on my website, go to www.myspace.com/monicamayhemxxx

Thats all for now folks! Hopefully something exciting will happen this week for me to write about!

talk soon

mon xoxo

So I get a call Wednesday morning to say that the shoot is back on and they have me booked on a flight at 10.30pm that night. This time the flight was actually on time and I was able to leave. But OMG, has anyone ever flown on Spirit Airlines? Not only did they spell my name wrong for the second time in one week, but they nickel and dime you for everything. Although I did not pay for the ticket, but if you wanted to bring luggage, thats an extra $15. A window seat an extra $10, an exit seat $30. Then they charge $3 for a bottle of water, which you have to pay with a credit card. (I came prepared however, but everyone was bitchin’ on the plane). There is no real food, you can buy unhealthy snacks though. The seats are sooooo crammed, even I couldn’t get comfortable, my legs are kinda long, but not that long!

So I couldn’t sleep at all, then I arrive, driver picks me up at 6.30am. Takes me to some loft. Leaves me a key. I dont know what the hell is going on cause nobody gave me any info for the shoot. So I fall asleep of course cause I’m exhausted at this point. Next thing you know, I wake up to someone banging on the door at 11.30am. And 30 missed calls on my phone! Apparently I was supposed to meet in the lobby at 10.30am – thanks for telling me! And nobody had a key. Why the hell did they leave me the only key? like I was gonna go somewhere.

So the director is all pissed off, and it wasn’t even my fault. I had to shower at the office – with no towel! Then of course, everything was so rushed and stressful. I wasn’t even able to eat. I can’t believe no-one even went to get me breakfast while I was sitting in makeup for an hour and a half! WTF!!! So we finally get to the other location, where I’m the dealer in a poker game. I had to quickly learn texas hold-em, but I got it down quick.

We played so many rounds. And took soooo many pictures, and finally, get down to the sex. On the pool table, the director kept getting frustrated at certain positions – I nearly lost it, but I am a pro after all. Dont fucking tell me to do something that just can’t be done. Or strain my damn neck just so you can have your perfect angle. I’ll do what I know looks sexy, what I’ve done oh so many times before! So I put up with the painful positions on the table, and the bruises I’ve sustained from the shoot – like I’ve done so many times in the past. And I was happy in the end, to get paid a little extra – for my time being wasted the other night.

Happy to be home, to take care of all my unfinished business. Dont think I’m complaining, I’m just sharing my travel and shooting adventures with you. I’m very grateful to still be working after the whole economic crisis in this country.

TTYS, Mon xoxo

okay, so first, I drive all the way to Orange County for one of my best friends birthdays on saturday, only for him to get arrested and put in jail before i even get a chance to see him, for something that happened 6 years ago that never got resolved, cause he’s been sober for 2 years now, so it wasnt a dui or anything like that. I ended up driving back home to LA, sober of course.

Then, as I spent the rest of my weekend, preparing to go on a last minute shoot in Florida – yes folks, it takes alot of prep before a shoot, tanning, gym, nails, hair, laundry, picking out outfits, packing, getting your STD test, having someone take care of my spoilt kitty ’smokey’ while i’m away, and I like to clean the house spotless so its nice and relaxing when I get home.

Well, I just got back from the airport, after checking in, going through LAX security – which is never a breeze, hanging out at the gate for 2 hrs, the flight was at 10.30pm. They didn’t announce to us until 11pm that the flight is delayed till 8am! WTF! My call time for the shoot is 8am in FL, so there goes that job. Along with the PA dance gig I lost this week due to the club losing money recently because of current economic conditions. So I feel your pain people! Dont think this crisis is not affecting the porn industry too!

Anyway, I requested they fly me out the night before and put me up in a hotel, (cause you know, I’m a pisces and intuitive/psychic to a degree, I knew something like this would happen) but apparently they weren’t too concerned whether or not I had any sleep the night before the shoot – I mean really, who sleeps well on a plane, and its only a 5hr flight, so realistically, i would have maybe had 3hrs sleep, if any sleep at all.

Wow, the things we do for porn huh! So we’ll see what happens this week, and I’ll keep you updated on the juicy details. Speaking of juicy, my friend brought over some hot Swedish rocker lookin boy before I left. Damnnn, and I was not exactly looking hot at the time, she didn’t warn me damn it! lol. I’m sorry to all the clean cut, non-tattooed, non pierced, non dark/colored hair rocker lookin boys out there, with their dark clothes and studded accessories, but holy fuck, that is such a turn on for me!!! Dont get me wrong, I like normal boys sometimes, but mostly, you gotta look bad-ass and luv to rock out with me!

Peace and love

mon xoxo

wow how time flies. Its been kind of a hectic week or so for me. I feel like I’m in Law school, all the research I’ve been doing about a situation that has just got way out of hand. Dont ever trust anyone in LA, even if your referred to someone by a bunch of different friends – do not trust anyone!!!

I’ve also been editing my book, which actually takes alot of time. Cause you dont want to say the wrong thing, and I have to make sure all the facts are straight. I’m going over chapter 8 this weekend! I think I have 4 more chapters to go now.

It feels like forever since I’ve gone out on the town and let loose. But taking care of business is more important than partying these days. Cant wait for Halloween! Not sure which party to go to, but the Playboy Mansion sounds pretty damn good.

I shot another ‘wife switch’ scene, my 3rd one for Pink Visual. This time, we had a game of Naked Twister, with myself and Lexi Love. My scene was with Rocco Reed, who was actually really hot. It’s always great to work with someone new.

Gotta run and get my hair done right now, then I’m off to one of my best friends’ birthdays in Orange County.

TTYS Mon xoxo

Here’s are lovely response I got for a bulletin I sent out asking if anyone knew a good lawyer in LA. I dont have money problems btw, which would be nobody’s business anyway, all I was looking for, was a lawyer who wouldn’t screw me over like the last one I had who took the money and ran!

Seriously, dont people have anything better to do. You dont fucking know me, so quit being so quick to judge! I am a good person, with a big heart, and the people closest to me know this. So fuck off to all the haters in this world! Oh and I’ve left his myspace address if anyone would like to leave a nice comment for this fantastic fucking specimen of a man.

here it is:

“You are a qusai hooker-porn star. Why don’t you go suck some cock to get rid of your money problems. Isn’t that what you porn stars do when you are short on money. I have fucked 7 porn stars and your kind are easy to figure out. Go turn a trick, you trick.” http://www.myspace.com/gerardmethvin