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Another great weekend of dancing. Greenbay is a very small but nice town. The Oval Office (strip club) was very nice also. I started off thursday having to get a license to dance, then went to the club to do a radio interview, before heading back to my hotel to get ready for the night. 3 shows every night. On Thursday, the DJ got in trouble for saying the ‘C’ word. I guess Americans really dont like that word at all, the girls thought he was talking about them! haha, so they all threatened not to tip him. He was just playin around, pretending to be Australian, but when he said it on the mic, everyone’s heads just turned all at once. I was crackin’ up on stage. It was pretty funny. Some people need a bit more of a sense of humour I think!

Cooter ball was tough on the first night, took 3 songs before anyone got the dollar bill in the shotglass! But hey, its worth it to win a free dvd right? And of course I took my lotion show to the stage – plenty of pics of that on my website, and dancing. I love to do the lesbian shows, seems to go down really well! Who wouldn’t like to see 2 girls in 69? I also did rides for 5. That was alot of fun, but damn my knees were all bruised up from that, to the point where I had to stop doing that in the rest of my shows. Thank god the rails around the stage were padded, I think every club should do that, genius idea!

I did quite alot of lapdances too. One for a couple – that seems to be a trend with me, the couples thing. I know they went straight home after that dance! Most people were too shy to actually come up and say hi to me. They would just stare and wave. haha. I really dont bite you know! I’m always sitting there smiling saying hi, but people are just scared of me!

I was leaving the hotel on sunday, and there was about 500 12yr olds there. My driver asked the girls to let me through cause I had a plane to catch, and they were all yelling ‘bye Gwen Stefani’, it was so cute. I’m very flattered, but I know I dont look like Gwen.

Greenbay airport would have to be my favorite of all time! There was no-one in line, and the security guards were all smiling and very talkative. What a nice change to travel that way. As you can imagine, LAX is not the friendliest airport, with a ton of people in line.

Now I’m back home in LA for 2 weeks and have the longest list of things to do. Was so nice to go grocery shopping today and be able to make my own fresh and healthy food! Living off of hotel and stripclub food is not exactly always the healthiest or tastiest. Although I had a really great burger at the club! haha, so naughty. Not looking forward to doing taxes! ahhhhhhhhhh. Again, I’m late with that. Oh well, gotta do what you gotta do! Now back to work!

stay tuned…… xoxo mon