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Dancing in Albuquerque, NM, now off to Greenbay, WI

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

I had a great time dancing at TD’s Eubanks, and Fantasy World in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Since my favorite game, ‘Cooter Ball’, was not allowed to be played in the club, due to some law. I incorporated a couple of other acts into my show. Why didn’t I think of this before???? The lotion show – I pour lotion all over my body and rub it in, then let the customers slap their bills on me, to create an outfit of $$$.

The other thing, ‘Rides for 5′. Alot of clubs wont let you do most of these types of shows, due to state or county laws, but this one involves the customer giving me $5, and I drag them on stage and give a dirty little dance – up very close and personal. I had so many girls and guys wanting to do this. Of course you dont get a full song or anything – that you have to come and see me for after the show. But you get a very nice view!

I wish I could have got to do more in New Mexico, but I spent all the time sleeping due to major jet lag and insomnia. I really wanted to go on the skyrail up in the mountains! Maybe some other time. I did eat some giant Oysters while I was there, they were on steroids! Seriously, I’ve never seen them so big. A little too meaty for my liking though. Apparently they came from Louisiana. Yes, I am an oyster conneissuer. You either love em or hate em, I happen to LOVE them.

So Tomorrow I fly out to Greenbay, Wisconsin to dance at ‘Oval Office’. Which I hear is a great city and a great club. Home of the Greenbay Packers I hear – since I know nothing about football. Too bad I dont have a green and gold outfit – since that is also the colors of Australia! This gives me an idea for a new costume.

Anyway, got lots to take care of right now.

stay tuned…

mon xoxo

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