Welcome To The Official Blog Of Porn Star Monica Mayhem

It’s been a crazy hectic few weeks for me. Signed at Adultcon for a couple of days, which was great and so nice to meet my LA fans!

Meanwhile, I’ve been learning these 13 songs for my upcoming tour/reality show with ‘Tight’. I don’t know if I have everything fully memorized properly, but I did the best I could do with what little time I had to spare. It’s a lot of work taking care of business and preparing to leave town. There’s a lot involved but it’s TMI to talk about.

I’ve been shooting here and there, did two movies for New City Releasing, which I believe will be on Cinemax, softcore of course! We did a bunch of vignettes, all girls, very sexy stuff!

I shot some amazing solo videos for my website with Jay Allan and his fabulous new camera, I think it‘s the Canon SD or something, but everyone in the industry is now discovering this amazing piece of equipment. You can use still camera lenses on this HD camera, which, if you know anything about photography/cinematography, is a really big deal, and makes a huge difference in quality!

My webmaster is using the same camera, so you’ll be seeing some top notch content on my website.

Today I shot for twistys.com with photographer Dean Capture. Really beautiful stuff. 3 solo sets of pics and videos, which will also be added to my own website Monicamayhem.com I’m attaching a sneak peak of one of the pics.

I still haven’t finished packing for my 5 week trip, it’s tough to fit everything into 2 suitcases. Stage clothes, regular clothes, workout gear, pajamas, hair products, makeup, this that and the other! This is going to end up being a last minute rush job on Friday morning I’m sure!

I’m gonna try and have an early night tonight, preparing for my photoshoot for Hustler tomorrow. Let’s hope it makes the magazine! My first Hustler cover was November 2001, it was one of my most memorable days in this business to see that on the newsstands!

Wish me luck (or break a leg as they say)!

I may not have time to write much from the road, since we’re shooting non-stop for 5 weeks with limited access to our phones and computers. So if you don’t hear from me for a while, I’m still around! And you should definitely follow me on twitter/Monicamayhem for daily updates.

Until next time!

Much Luv

Mon xo

In continuance of my last blog, I got my dvd’s back from Philly – like I said, I dont give up that easily! And I got my citation from the courts – yes, I admit, it was me in the red light photo. Damn It! I can see it clearly and I had a piece of paper in my hands, obviously reading directions! I think its time to buy a GPS. Can’t believe I never had one before, considering all the hundreds of locations i’ve shot in over the years! Oh well, so now I have to go to court in a week or so. Booooooo!

The Hustler Free Speech Coalition fundraiser was great. Well, I had a great time anyway. You see, I’ve been on this crazy health kick lately, eating 4 small meals a day and 2 protein/fruit smoothies, and working out sometimes twice a day, that consists of either yoga or cardio (on the treadmill) and crunches. FYI, if you ever get the urge to do a colonic, I highly recommend it! I feel amazing. Really cleansed and healthy.

Anyway, I was excited to take my good Aussie friends out in Hollywood to a porn party, so I had a few drinks, next thing you know. I dont remember half the night. I should have eaten before I went, that was a bad move, luckily, my friend took me out of the party before I caused a ruckus! And we went to the rainbow to eat. Then back to my place! They said I was hilarious. I was doing the accent to ‘Clayton Bigsby’, if you’ve ever seen Chappelles show, you’ll know what I’m talking about. But hey, I do that kind of funny shit when I’m sober, so I’m definately not embarrassed. I just think its a bit scary when you dont remember half of what happened the night before, and believe me, as a true blooded Aussie, I can handle my liquor! So that was a bit bizarre – they do say however, the healthier you are, the quicker you get wasted.

I haven’t gone out since. I did however, go to see the movie ‘Bruno’, and to be honest, it wasn’t very funny. Certain parts were, but it kind of dragged on a bit. I loved Borat, but not Bruno. Next time we’ll be seeing Public Enemies (mmmm Johnny Depp).

Last night was pretty funny, I did a live chat on privatecamz.com and this guy asked me to do some tummy play. Which is a first for me! Can you believe it? A fetish I haven’t heard of. Anyway, he wanted to see me with a tummy, and good news, I couldn’t do it! I have too much muscle to push out my tummy, so he’s like ‘your too fit, but thanks for trying’. Haha, what a great compliment!

Well, I’m off to the beach, taking half a day off,  and then my weekly acupuncture appointment. I hope you’ll all join me on rudetv.com tonight with Luther King, 8-10pm pst!

talk soon

mon xoxo