Welcome To The Official Blog Of Porn Star Monica Mayhem

So I got asked if I wanted a free ‘no 1 in LA’ spray tan and hair-do in exchange for modeling at the famous Kevin Josephson salon in Beverly Hills. So I thought, why not. I get there at 5.30pm tuesday, they did the most amazing treatment on my hair, it feels so soft and silky, and touched up my roots, and as they were blow drying my hair, in comes Janice Dickinson with a bunch of her models, and photographers, cameras etc… Next thing you know, just as Claire is about to finish blowing out my hair, they demand the blow dryer so they can do Janice! What, there’s only one bloody blow dryer in the place???

The Salon is like a Zoo at this point, with an open bar, DJ, models, people just coming in to look and hang out, including the reality star ‘New York’ and her mother. Was hoping to see some drama there, but they were being normal. lol.

So finally, we get my hair stick straight with a straightening iron, then I go to get spray tanned, ‘Tan Naturelle’ they call it. OMG, it took forever, and the shit does not dry for hours. I was so sticky and reaked of fake tan. I had to model with no makeup on, and in front of everyone, with some of Janice’s models too. And I was the only one wearing a thong bikini, but the crowd totally loved it of course. I even got asked to model in a fashion show on Friday, but I haven’t done that for about 10years, and had to warn the guy that, I’m not really a ‘fashion’ model, if you get my drift. So not sure if I’m gonna do it. I’m shocked he didn’t even care about the tattoos.

Anyway, after starving to death for 10hours, yes, they did not feed us! I finally get to leave at 12.30am. And hit mcdonalds on the way home, where I bought the mcdonalds security guard some fries cause he was hungry and they wouldn’t let him walk through the drive through! lol.

I wake up, look in the mirror, and start cracking up. OMG, I looked frightening. But after a long shower and vigorous scrubbing, I start to look like I have a great tan. Except my palms and soles of my feet are brown/orange. But I’m sure that will come off in a couple of days! wow. Thank god I’m not shooting this week.

I dont know why they went so crazy on my tan, cause the other models looked normal. I guess he was trying to show just how dark you can go, seriously last night I looked soooooo dark, with my skimpy gold bikini.