Welcome To The Official Blog Of Porn Star Monica Mayhem

So i’ve been back in LA for about a week now, trying to catch up on all the things I haven’t been able to do while i’ve been on the road. For example, paper work, gathering website content – and going through it all, cleaning my house, laundry – lots of it, and many appointments. I’ve only gone out once this week, to see a couple of bands, but am dying to go out on the town again. If only all my friends weren’t married and have boyfriends, I’d be out all the time! Why i’m still single you might ask. Well, because I haven’t met the right guy. And I dont just settle for anything. You’ve got to really have alot in common, and be sexually compatible and attracted to each other. I’ve dated guys, had sex with guys, but thats as far its been going the last couple of years. And I’m actually content with that, because I know there has to be another soulmate out there somewhere!

So to change the subject before I get too deep and meaningful. My trip to Arizona was definately not worth talking about. Lets just say, you cant expect a feature to perform a high energy show on a slippery ass stage. I’ve never had to hang onto the poles so much in all my years of performing! And you couldn’t play games on stage. And well, the most fun I had was getting on the mic, and being a smartass, I love when people laugh at my stupid jokes.

Yesterday I had a freakin great time at Willow Springs Raceway. Where one of my best friends, Dez, is racing today in his suped up WRX – I dont know if any of you saw me on Playboy Tv’s Adult stars close up years ago, but I too had a suped up WRX until somebody took it away from me :( . I couldnt get up early enough to go out there again today, bit of a long ass drive. But I supported him yesterday anyway, and I got to go around the track doing up to 160mph. That was such a fucking great rush. I thought we were gonna roll for sure, taking those turns doing 80.

So yeah, you could say I do really love racing, and kick-boxing. Those are the two sports that i’ll watch anytime. Its so much more fun to be there live though.

Well I gotta get going and get ready to shoot some natural photos for a story I did in Cosmo UK. I really dont have any natural photos of myself without friends in them. Not surprising really when your constantly having your picture taken for a living.

stay tuned…

Had a very chilled weekend, which was nice considering all the partying i’ve done on the road lately! Friday night, went to a friends place and watched movies. Last night, went to a friends place and watched the fights. A little disappointed that it didnt last longer. But what a great fight! Manny Pacquiao has got to be the fastest boxer I’ve ever seen! I used to do muay-thai kick-boxing for many years, so i’m more into that and UFC rather than boxing, but holy shit, I was very entertained. I thought I kept missing bits of the fight, cause he was so damn quick that you couldn’t see him coming half the time.

Today, I went over to Jessica Jaymes place to shoot content for my website monicamayhem.com. Couldn’t believe how quick we shot all that. Did a solo scene and some pics. And then a bgg with Jessica and Johnnie Castle. It was a smokin’ hot scene, of course, with a hot brunette and a hot blonde together with a hot guy! We were right into the scene when the camera guy tells us its time for the pop shot, we were all like ‘wow, really’.

That doesn’t usually happen when your shooting a scene, its usually the other way around, ‘uh, how much more footage do you need?’ lol. You really dont need to shoot such long scenes, since they get edited to around 15mins anyway. Unless of course its for a very artsy movie or big budget feature where you have to get every angle right, hardcore, softcore, and the lighting has to be perfect. Then I dont mind shooting for hours cause I know its gonna look great.

So right now I’m thinking i’m going to do a live webcam show on imlive.com tonight at 8pm, since its been so long! And i’m all done up, hair and makeup ready. So why not keep on going!

talk soon
mon xoxo

okay, so this really isn’t about me. Or perhaps its more about my perversions. You see, I’m in my hotel in Albuquerque, New Mexico. And right now, I would be sleeping after a long night of dancing and signing at 2 different clubs. However, the couple next door, can’t seem to get enough. SEX that is. I kid you not, they’ve been going at it for at least 2hrs now. I know this because their bed keeps banging up against my wall, and every now and then I hear moans from some girl.

As much as this turns me on. Since I’m a voyuer and love to hear people having sex. I cant help but feel sorry for this girl, because either, the guy cant come. Or he thinks marathon sex is a turn on. Well, I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but most girls can’t handle hours of sex. Either physically, because you get sore down there, or you’ve cum so many times and enoughs enough, or your worn out and just want to go to sleep already. Unless of course, your 100% totally in love, thats different, and this has only happened to me once or twice. It’s like, I want him inside me for hours. Or I may just want to feel his arms around me, and his naked body right up close to mine.

But hey, I could be wrong here, some girls get off on hours of sex. Everyone is built differently. I for one, love sex, but not hours of it. I love foreplay, teasing, touching, kissing, I love the first time with a guy, the initial ‘are we gonna do it’ question in your head (providing the guy is not blatantly forceful and cocky about having sex). The, no talking, heavy breathing, grinding up against each other, until things naturally lead up to sex. Now that is a great way to describe it! Wow, is it just me or does that just sound so hot? And dont tell me you cant relate. Cause otherwise, I might be considered a nymphomaniac.

 And you know, sometimes, I love whispering dirty thoughts to the guy, not out loud like we do on camera, but just softly, is such a turn on to me. And as long as the guy is reciprocating, and not asking stupid questions like ‘r u okay’, then things should work out fine.

Hey, I’m giving you all free advice here! Dont turn off your partner by talking too much during sex, unless its to say how hot they are, or how much they turn you on, or what you would like them to do to you or vice versa. We dont want to hear about your problems, or what time you have to get up the next day. Just shut up, and do as your told! Trust me, you’ll make many women, very happy. You give and you get. What goes around, comes around – that’s my daily motto! And dont forget it!!!

xoxo Mon

I shot 3 scenes on saturday, for an awesome photographer (turned director) whose name I cannot mention right now, cause she is making a comeback via press release. But I will let you know soon.

The first scene was with Tommy Gunn, we hadn’t worked together in years, so it was great. Although a tough scene to shoot, it was an office setup, we were working late, and decide to have some fun. But to make us look hot and sweaty, we had to rub baby oil gel all over our bodies, so we were slipping and sliding everywhere, tried to fuck on the desk, missionary, and kept slipping off – but we got plenty of footage anyway, especially standing doggie, then fucking on the chair, seriously trying to hold on to anything so I wouldn’t slip, but we did reverse cowgirl and that always looks hot, and we eventually moved to the floor for spoon, aside from getting carpet burn – a hazard of fucking on the carpet, it was really hot, and the scene is going to turn out great I’m sure.

Second scene, was with Ava Rose, the setup was really cool. I was dressed in overalls and a wife beater with a bandana on, I straight up looked like I should have been on the L-word, lol, total lesbian. Working in a factory, by a conveyer belt. Ava comes in as my boss, dressed in a sexy little uniform and stilettos, and tells me that I need to work even more overtime. So I get pissed off and eventually grab her and rip open her dress and we start fucking! haha. This was also a difficult one to shoot, considering all we had to work with was a conveyer belt, with rolling metal poles. We did some standing pussy eating, and then laid down some cardboard and went to town with the toys. Hot scene, Ava has a nice big ass too!

The third scene was a solo scene, at this point, it was 9pm, started at 9am, so I was exhausted but somehow managed to get a second wind right before the shoot. Same factory setup, this time wearing a sexy bikini with cut-off denim shorts and strappy heels. Did a sexy striptease, then masturbation, including toy. The way it was shot was beautiful, lots of close ups of face, body and hardcore action, and of course the wide shots. I know, I’m getting very technical now, but these things make a huge difference to how the video will look. Good lighting is key too. And the production team was great, they made sure everything, every set looked amazing, and all in all, was a great and fun shoot! Even for a 13hr day!

I’m curious as to how many of my website members are actually joining me in my live webcam shows. There are alot of people in the room, but I think they are mostly members of webcamcash.

In order for me to have an idea of how often I should do these shows, please write me back if you are a member of my site and have joined the chatroom.

You can usually catch me on www.imlive.com under ‘Celebrity Pornstars’ if you ever want to talk to me or get down and dirty!

Just to let you all know, I’ve been receiving alot of 8×10 requests with Stamped Self-addressed envelopes, however, alot of the time, the postage is incorrect. Please make sure you have the correct stamps in order to receive your pics. And if its international, please use international stamps – not the slips.

If you would like an autograph, please send US$5 cash per pic (this covers printing and time), and a stamped self-addressed 8×10 envelope to:

Monica Mayhem, pmb 470, 6433 Topanga Cyn Blvd, Canoga Park CA, USA 91303

thanks so much

mon

I woke up with a sore throat and fever on Saturday, so I had to cancel my shoot for NRPW (not-rated pro-wrestling). It was the actually wrestling show they were shooting, which I had shot last month out in Bakersfield, CA. I’m still yet to shoot a sex scene for them, with Evan Stone, which I believe is in October.

Anyway, got some rest on Saturday. And on Sunday, feeling a little better, I shot a BJ scene for Barrett Blade. Not sure where it will end up, most likely on the internet. He hasn’t told me. The guy was Jack Montain, never worked with him before, he was cool. The scenario was a massage parlour, and I was the massuess, who decides to proposition the guy into paying me extra for a BJ. You know, your typical porn set-up! Very quick and easy shoot, gotta love that!

So I got asked if I wanted a free ‘no 1 in LA’ spray tan and hair-do in exchange for modeling at the famous Kevin Josephson salon in Beverly Hills. So I thought, why not. I get there at 5.30pm tuesday, they did the most amazing treatment on my hair, it feels so soft and silky, and touched up my roots, and as they were blow drying my hair, in comes Janice Dickinson with a bunch of her models, and photographers, cameras etc… Next thing you know, just as Claire is about to finish blowing out my hair, they demand the blow dryer so they can do Janice! What, there’s only one bloody blow dryer in the place???

The Salon is like a Zoo at this point, with an open bar, DJ, models, people just coming in to look and hang out, including the reality star ‘New York’ and her mother. Was hoping to see some drama there, but they were being normal. lol.

So finally, we get my hair stick straight with a straightening iron, then I go to get spray tanned, ‘Tan Naturelle’ they call it. OMG, it took forever, and the shit does not dry for hours. I was so sticky and reaked of fake tan. I had to model with no makeup on, and in front of everyone, with some of Janice’s models too. And I was the only one wearing a thong bikini, but the crowd totally loved it of course. I even got asked to model in a fashion show on Friday, but I haven’t done that for about 10years, and had to warn the guy that, I’m not really a ‘fashion’ model, if you get my drift. So not sure if I’m gonna do it. I’m shocked he didn’t even care about the tattoos.

Anyway, after starving to death for 10hours, yes, they did not feed us! I finally get to leave at 12.30am. And hit mcdonalds on the way home, where I bought the mcdonalds security guard some fries cause he was hungry and they wouldn’t let him walk through the drive through! lol.

I wake up, look in the mirror, and start cracking up. OMG, I looked frightening. But after a long shower and vigorous scrubbing, I start to look like I have a great tan. Except my palms and soles of my feet are brown/orange. But I’m sure that will come off in a couple of days! wow. Thank god I’m not shooting this week.

I dont know why they went so crazy on my tan, cause the other models looked normal. I guess he was trying to show just how dark you can go, seriously last night I looked soooooo dark, with my skimpy gold bikini.

Thursday, as always, did my live show on Rudetv.com with Wankus. If you haven’t checked it out yet, it’s free, just go to www.rudetv.com and click on ‘Smell My Finger’ every Thursday night 8-10pm pst. You can also watch our archived shows if you can’t get on at that time.

Friday night I decided to take it easy, and ended up getting bored, so I got on www.imlive.com where I like to do live chats (aside from my website of course).

Saturday, I went to a party at a house on the beach with my co-host and friend Wankus. That was interesting, not exactly my thing. But we made the most of it. Was nice to just spend a day at the beach anyway.

Sunday night I attended the Sexopolis Sunset Strip awards at the Viper Room where I won the ‘Golden Throat Award’. lol. A little bit of fun, only stayed less than an hour though. I wasn’t really up to partying that night.

Other than that, nothing too exciting going on last week. I’ll be doing another live chat on www.imlive.com tomorrow night around 9pm pst. Then shooting on Saturday and Sunday.

Will check back in later on in the week!

mon