Welcome To The Official Blog Of Porn Star Monica Mayhem

In continuation of my last blog… My trip to Philly ended well, although the club had to close on Saturday night, due to a State of Emergency, and I was stranded in my hotel room, alone, then my flight was cancelled and delayed until Wed! The club let me perform on Sunday night instead, so I got to finish up my last 2 shows. Of course, it was very slow, so I really had to push myself to do great anyway. I did my paint show and turned myself into a hot fudge sundae while sitting on a giant champagne glass that came up from the stage! That was a lot of fun and a huge success! Pretty tasty too – and the crowd sure enjoyed it. To top it off, the manager kept on trying the airlines to try and get me home sooner, as I had shoots scheduled for Tues and wed, and what luck, I got the last seat out on Southwest, Monday afternoon.

After spending a very long and delayed day of traveling, I got home, unpacked, and re-packed my outfits for my shoot – early the next morning. I wasn’t feeling well at all, I assumed I was just run down from all the traveling and bad weather. So I got myself up and ready, and went to work. It turned out really well, I shot with Cody Cummings for his website – and guys, if you look it up, he has a bi-sexual website so be warned! It was a great shoot, super hot! And we used condoms – which most of you know, I feel much safer doing that. I thought I had never worked with a bi-sexual guy before, but then I thought long and hard, there‘s been quite a few porn stars who shall remain nameless, that are also into guys! But it really doesn’t matter to me, each to their own you know. Hey, and more power to bi-sexuals, you get the best of both worlds!

After the shoot, I really started to get sick, and ended up having to re-schedule Wednesdays shoot. It was with Cody again, and he was very understanding about it. Gotta love professionalism! I can’t help that I have a cold and don’t want to spread it around. I spent all of Wed in bed, then couldn’t take it anymore, so I tried to convince myself I wasn’t sick by running a few errands here and there, cleaning the house etc… That did not help! All my close friends know that I cannot sit still for 5 mins, I can’t relax, I feel like I always have to be doing something.

Had a friend come round with a bottle of wine for me on Xmas eve – so of course we drank it, felt a little better. Lol. And spoke to my family in Australia via Skype, so jealous! Christmas day I spent catching up on things that I’ve been putting off because I’ve been too busy or distracted. So it was the perfect day to get a lot of work done. No distractions other the occasional Merry Xmas txt/email.

So right now, I’ve finished all I had to do on my to-do list today, which included alot of laundry and going through resumes and emails of prospective design partners for my lingerie line. Which I’ll be interviewing all week. Hopefully, I find someone great who is easy to work with, and we can get this done ASAP.

I’m off to go relax and watch a movie.

Stay tuned….

I know its been a while since I’ve blogged. But things just got too intensely busy, that I couldn’t seem to find the time to write. Not only have I been going back and forth with my book editing every day for weeks now, but I’ve also been on and off the road, feature dancing. I performed in San Antonio, Texas, which was cool, especially thanks to having some hot girls to hang out with.

I got home from Texas, and hit the Playboy Mansion the following night, for the ESPY celebrity charity poker event. I went with Carmen Hart – who I haven’t seen in over a year! Wow time flies. We had a great time there, running amok, as always, the Playboy Mansion never disappoints! There were mostly sports celebs there, and since I don’t follow sports, I wouldn’t have a clue who was who!

Two days later, I went to feature at a club in Philadelphia. Which was the smallest club I have ever seen! And you wouldn’t have found it if you were looking, cause its basically hidden in an alley with a small sign on a black door. I guess its known by the locals anyway. The stage was ground level and maybe 2’x6’. So it seemed a bit strange to have a feature dancer there. Considering the whole idea of a feature is to put on a big show. Of course, I still put my heart and soul into my performances, making the most of what I had to work with!

Philly is actually a pretty cool city, with lots of theatres, and pubs and restaurants hidden in side streets. The buildings on the street lit up in different colors at night – which looked awesome from my room on the 17th floor. I stayed at a very nice hotel – although the customer service was so rude!

Before I even got there, I had a fight with the front desk guy on the phone. I was trying to have a package sent, and he was extremely rude to me, I ended up telling him to fuck off. (Hoping that he wouldn’t remember my name when I arrived) LOL. I’m very giving and friendly if your respectful to me, but the dark side will come out if you piss me off!

I wont bore you with the sordid details of what happened with the package and the other RUDE people I’ve been dealing with trying to get it back. 30 of my movies, gone! I don’t give up that easily, so I‘ll keep on them, guaranteed!

On a funny note, I had a few friends come up to Philly from Maryland, and at 3am after I was finished on my last night performing, I dragged everyone out to get a real Philly Cheese Steak. It was delicious! And I thought I wouldn’t like all that meat and cheese, but it was just the right amount. Then we went back to my room, and I somehow started a pillow and mattress fight. HAHA. It was fucking hysterical. And no there was no sex involved with the 3 guy friends I was hanging with. Hard to believe from a porn star right? I just love to have a good time and be able to joke around without anyone complaining or being too serious.

When I got back home to LA, I found a letter from a collection agency, for a huge fine, apparently for not showing up in court for a red light camera ticket which I never received last year! I made the mistake of calling to find out what the hell this was – and yet again, another argument! FYI I would never purposely run a red light, I don’t ever recall even doing that – I cant wait to see the photo, the evidence! I bet they have conveniently lost it. How can you fine me for something that I never received a citation for? And never even knew that I did! The system is so fucked up. I might need some anger management classes after dealing with all these bad attitudes lately! JK. Yoga and meditation. Deep Breaths!

So as I’m writing this, I’m still editing my book – which you can now pre-order through a link on the front page of my website www.monicamayhem.com . And I’m about to start getting ready for my show on www.rudetv.com tonight. Usually its on Thursday nights, but I think I’m switching to Wednesdays from now on. 8pm-10pm pst. Except for next wednesday when i’ll be at the Hustler/free speech coalition party at the Whiskey a go go in Hollywood!

And hopefully, I’ll be able to take a day off tomorrow and hit Malibu! Try to relax for at least one day.
Stay tuned……