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I am craving just one really good nights sleep! If I could just fall asleep easily and sleep more than 4hrs straight, I would be so happy! I refuse to take sleeping pills. With all the shit that I had put my body through over the years – back in the days of partying my ass off, I’m too scared to take anything that isnt herbal. And no, weed does not help me sleep! lol. But is great every now and then to take my mind off things.

Juneau Wisconsin was definately an experience. The club itself was beautiful, you didnt feel like you were in the middle of nowhere when you walk into that club. The girls were hot, and most of them were actually friendly towards me. Thats all i’m going to say.

I was shocked to hear about Michael Jacksons death. Very sad, he was such a genius, there will never be anyone like him. I dont believe he was a pedophile, just a man who never had a real childhood, and wanted to re-live that, living in a fantasy world.

Moving on,  I just came back from shooting a very interesting reality type show – which is also going to be a porn flick, but hopefully they’ll sell the reality part to MTV or something. I can’t talk about it though, sorry! We’ll just have to wait and see what happens with it.

Aside from that, i’m just busy trying to get things back in order in my office and around the house. Always so much work to catch up on when you get back in town. And being tired all the time, doesn’t help achieve much! But I’m pushing myself anyway. I wont let this insomnia hold me back!

stay tuned…

Yesterday I shot the show ‘Battle of the Bods’ on Fox Reality. There are so many reality shows out there right now, some of which, I am hooked on (sad to say), but I find some of them very amusing, I thinks its the amount of stupidity in some of these girls that keeps me entertained.

Anyway, the basis of the show is, you get 5 hot girls, and 3 guys in another room judging the girls. Now the girls have to decide which order they should go in, hoping that the guys pick the same order. You win $500 for every position you get right. So the line up of girls yesterday was ‘girls who can kick ass’, meaning we all have experience in some form of fighting. Mine of course being Muay Thai Kick-boxing. And the guys were models!

We didn’t do very well, lol, it was very hard to know what these guys liked. We won $4000 total, which was cool. I got the first one right, which was, prettiest face – and I was number one! yay!!! The next was best boobs, we totally screwed up on that one, they chose me 3rd, but we picked me as 2nd. They went with the natural breasts – duh, of course, they’re models, they dont like fake boobs! Then we had the overall body question. We only got 2 right on that one, I was rated 4, but not offended, because the other girls were super skinny – and I think that’s what models prefer right? I like being a little curvier – and I prefer curvy women.

When it got down to us ranking the guys in what order they see themselves in. We got all 3 right! So all in all, it was a little bit of fun. Oh, and after the shoot was over, they made us say bitchy comments toward each other, just a little inside info for all you reality show junkies out there, it’s not all real you know!