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So I get a call Wednesday morning to say that the shoot is back on and they have me booked on a flight at 10.30pm that night. This time the flight was actually on time and I was able to leave. But OMG, has anyone ever flown on Spirit Airlines? Not only did they spell my name wrong for the second time in one week, but they nickel and dime you for everything. Although I did not pay for the ticket, but if you wanted to bring luggage, thats an extra $15. A window seat an extra $10, an exit seat $30. Then they charge $3 for a bottle of water, which you have to pay with a credit card. (I came prepared however, but everyone was bitchin’ on the plane). There is no real food, you can buy unhealthy snacks though. The seats are sooooo crammed, even I couldn’t get comfortable, my legs are kinda long, but not that long!

So I couldn’t sleep at all, then I arrive, driver picks me up at 6.30am. Takes me to some loft. Leaves me a key. I dont know what the hell is going on cause nobody gave me any info for the shoot. So I fall asleep of course cause I’m exhausted at this point. Next thing you know, I wake up to someone banging on the door at 11.30am. And 30 missed calls on my phone! Apparently I was supposed to meet in the lobby at 10.30am – thanks for telling me! And nobody had a key. Why the hell did they leave me the only key? like I was gonna go somewhere.

So the director is all pissed off, and it wasn’t even my fault. I had to shower at the office – with no towel! Then of course, everything was so rushed and stressful. I wasn’t even able to eat. I can’t believe no-one even went to get me breakfast while I was sitting in makeup for an hour and a half! WTF!!! So we finally get to the other location, where I’m the dealer in a poker game. I had to quickly learn texas hold-em, but I got it down quick.

We played so many rounds. And took soooo many pictures, and finally, get down to the sex. On the pool table, the director kept getting frustrated at certain positions – I nearly lost it, but I am a pro after all. Dont fucking tell me to do something that just can’t be done. Or strain my damn neck just so you can have your perfect angle. I’ll do what I know looks sexy, what I’ve done oh so many times before! So I put up with the painful positions on the table, and the bruises I’ve sustained from the shoot – like I’ve done so many times in the past. And I was happy in the end, to get paid a little extra – for my time being wasted the other night.

Happy to be home, to take care of all my unfinished business. Dont think I’m complaining, I’m just sharing my travel and shooting adventures with you. I’m very grateful to still be working after the whole economic crisis in this country.

TTYS, Mon xoxo

okay, so first, I drive all the way to Orange County for one of my best friends birthdays on saturday, only for him to get arrested and put in jail before i even get a chance to see him, for something that happened 6 years ago that never got resolved, cause he’s been sober for 2 years now, so it wasnt a dui or anything like that. I ended up driving back home to LA, sober of course.

Then, as I spent the rest of my weekend, preparing to go on a last minute shoot in Florida – yes folks, it takes alot of prep before a shoot, tanning, gym, nails, hair, laundry, picking out outfits, packing, getting your STD test, having someone take care of my spoilt kitty ’smokey’ while i’m away, and I like to clean the house spotless so its nice and relaxing when I get home.

Well, I just got back from the airport, after checking in, going through LAX security – which is never a breeze, hanging out at the gate for 2 hrs, the flight was at 10.30pm. They didn’t announce to us until 11pm that the flight is delayed till 8am! WTF! My call time for the shoot is 8am in FL, so there goes that job. Along with the PA dance gig I lost this week due to the club losing money recently because of current economic conditions. So I feel your pain people! Dont think this crisis is not affecting the porn industry too!

Anyway, I requested they fly me out the night before and put me up in a hotel, (cause you know, I’m a pisces and intuitive/psychic to a degree, I knew something like this would happen) but apparently they weren’t too concerned whether or not I had any sleep the night before the shoot – I mean really, who sleeps well on a plane, and its only a 5hr flight, so realistically, i would have maybe had 3hrs sleep, if any sleep at all.

Wow, the things we do for porn huh! So we’ll see what happens this week, and I’ll keep you updated on the juicy details. Speaking of juicy, my friend brought over some hot Swedish rocker lookin boy before I left. Damnnn, and I was not exactly looking hot at the time, she didn’t warn me damn it! lol. I’m sorry to all the clean cut, non-tattooed, non pierced, non dark/colored hair rocker lookin boys out there, with their dark clothes and studded accessories, but holy fuck, that is such a turn on for me!!! Dont get me wrong, I like normal boys sometimes, but mostly, you gotta look bad-ass and luv to rock out with me!

Peace and love

mon xoxo

wow how time flies. Its been kind of a hectic week or so for me. I feel like I’m in Law school, all the research I’ve been doing about a situation that has just got way out of hand. Dont ever trust anyone in LA, even if your referred to someone by a bunch of different friends – do not trust anyone!!!

I’ve also been editing my book, which actually takes alot of time. Cause you dont want to say the wrong thing, and I have to make sure all the facts are straight. I’m going over chapter 8 this weekend! I think I have 4 more chapters to go now.

It feels like forever since I’ve gone out on the town and let loose. But taking care of business is more important than partying these days. Cant wait for Halloween! Not sure which party to go to, but the Playboy Mansion sounds pretty damn good.

I shot another ‘wife switch’ scene, my 3rd one for Pink Visual. This time, we had a game of Naked Twister, with myself and Lexi Love. My scene was with Rocco Reed, who was actually really hot. It’s always great to work with someone new.

Gotta run and get my hair done right now, then I’m off to one of my best friends’ birthdays in Orange County.

TTYS Mon xoxo

I shot 3 scenes on saturday, for an awesome photographer (turned director) whose name I cannot mention right now, cause she is making a comeback via press release. But I will let you know soon.

The first scene was with Tommy Gunn, we hadn’t worked together in years, so it was great. Although a tough scene to shoot, it was an office setup, we were working late, and decide to have some fun. But to make us look hot and sweaty, we had to rub baby oil gel all over our bodies, so we were slipping and sliding everywhere, tried to fuck on the desk, missionary, and kept slipping off – but we got plenty of footage anyway, especially standing doggie, then fucking on the chair, seriously trying to hold on to anything so I wouldn’t slip, but we did reverse cowgirl and that always looks hot, and we eventually moved to the floor for spoon, aside from getting carpet burn – a hazard of fucking on the carpet, it was really hot, and the scene is going to turn out great I’m sure.

Second scene, was with Ava Rose, the setup was really cool. I was dressed in overalls and a wife beater with a bandana on, I straight up looked like I should have been on the L-word, lol, total lesbian. Working in a factory, by a conveyer belt. Ava comes in as my boss, dressed in a sexy little uniform and stilettos, and tells me that I need to work even more overtime. So I get pissed off and eventually grab her and rip open her dress and we start fucking! haha. This was also a difficult one to shoot, considering all we had to work with was a conveyer belt, with rolling metal poles. We did some standing pussy eating, and then laid down some cardboard and went to town with the toys. Hot scene, Ava has a nice big ass too!

The third scene was a solo scene, at this point, it was 9pm, started at 9am, so I was exhausted but somehow managed to get a second wind right before the shoot. Same factory setup, this time wearing a sexy bikini with cut-off denim shorts and strappy heels. Did a sexy striptease, then masturbation, including toy. The way it was shot was beautiful, lots of close ups of face, body and hardcore action, and of course the wide shots. I know, I’m getting very technical now, but these things make a huge difference to how the video will look. Good lighting is key too. And the production team was great, they made sure everything, every set looked amazing, and all in all, was a great and fun shoot! Even for a 13hr day!

hey all, thought you’d be interested in hearing about my latest sexcapade. I shot a movie for JM Productions last Friday, ‘The Violation of Harmony’, directed by Jim Lane. Basically me, Audrey Hollander, Jennifer Dark, Summer ??? and Holly Wellin all got to rape and beat up Harmony, a pretty young blonde girl.

But the craziest part is not the fact that we did double vag and anal at the same time on her, it was my foot up her pussy! All the way to my ankle!!! I could not believe how much this girl could take. She was a real champ and didn’t complain once! I know this kind of movie is not for everyone. But it is a great story to tell.