Welcome To The Official Blog Of Porn Star Monica Mayhem

I am very happy to have received such great feedback from everyone on the condom issue in my last blog. Some people say it ruins the fantasy when they’re watching porn, but for the most part, people agree that our health should be first priority, and alot of fans dont care whether there’s a condom in the scene or not – as long as they dont see the guy putting it on.

Well I’m currently in Juneau – Wisconsin not Alaska. And there’s absolutely nothing around really. I’m in an apartment rather than a hotel – cause there are none! I just finished cleaning the hell of out it – cause i’m a clean freak, bought some flowers, candles and incense to feel more at home. And alot of healthy food so I can cook every day. That way I know i’m going to be eating great meals!

I went for a long walk, worked out. And currently doing laundry, checking emails, talking to friends on skype and aol. Thank god for internet! And TV! I think I would go crazy otherwise. And I guess I can forget about getting any sleep with all the trucks driving by starting at 5am! I suffer from insomnia in general, something i’m trying to cure with acupuncture and chinese herbs. But a bit hard when on the road so much.

I try to look at the brightside of everything. I’m just happy to be working. I have 2 days off before I start featuring at this club, Silk, here in Juneau – I really hope people will drive out here to see me! Its full nude, full alcohol. The only county in WI with those rules. But Summerfest (a huge rock music festival) starts on Thursday in Milwaukee – where I was last week, doh! So fingers crossed anyway.

Now on another issue, bitchy girls. Seriously, some really bad fucking attitudes from alot of strippers in every club I go to. And i’m so friendly to everyone, I say hello, and just get filthy looks. Some girls are really nice and supportive, dont get me wrong, but god damn do these other bitches realize how fucking rude they are.

Why spend your whole life being bitter and rude to everyone. Its such an ugly trait. And your never gonna get ahead in life with that kind of behaviour. I’ve worked my arse off to get to where i’m at, to get these feature gigs – to help bring customers into the clubs so the girls in turn, can make more money too. I guess some people will just be haters their whole life. And live in misery. I feel sorry for them. But if it wasn’t for my controlled anger management. I would get in some serious fights.

Ahhhhhhhhh yeah, got that off my chest! Thats all for now!

stay tuned….

luv mon xoxo

I’m laying in bed with a bit of a cold as I write this, recovering after a very entertaining 4 nights in El Paso, Texas. My dance agent ‘Pure Talent’, held their ‘Superstar Stripper’ showcase at The Red Parrot last Wed-Sat. In which myself and my fellow Aussie Bombshell Suzie Malone, were hosting. No Suzie is not another Aussie pornstar – I’m still the only mainstay, woohoo! However, she is one of the greatest showgirls I’ve ever seen. Her specialty is her magic burlesque show. Absolutely amazing. So if she ever comes to a town near you, i’d highly recommend seeing her show.

There were 12 girls total, obviously i’m not going to ramble on about everyone. Another of my favorite showgirls was Jada Deville, I thought I had some mad energy on stage, but this girl is insane. She’ll run and do a forward somersault. Seriously. Then one night, during her fire show, she set my crotch on fire (with panties on) and lit a cigarette! It was so hot – literally. lol.

I also loved Levena, such a great dancer and smokin’ hot. She’s a penthouse pet and miss ozzfest 2008. My kinda girl! And we do look very similar. She gets mistaken for Stormy alot too! HA! But she does look more like her than I do. I get mistaken for Holly Madison all the time now. Someone at the club even came up to me and asked if I was Holly, after I’d been hosting the show for 4hrs every night, under my name! Very observant love! Geez, everyone always has to compare you to someone dont they? Why can’t I just be me?

Oh, and then there’s Brandi Morgan, who looks like she should be a supermodel, 5′9″, beautiful, perfect body, great dancer. Gotta love tall women. Who else, Victoria Valentina – a pornstar, very sweet, and also puts on a great show, she’s just got one of those smiles that makes her seem so innocent, and she’s really quiet, but then you look at her movies and know otherwise.

I gotta say Tali De Mar, showgirl, just had the greatest attitude, always smiling, very sweet, it was almost as if nothing could bring her down. And she does an awesome burlesque show, she totally fits the bill with that fiery red hair too. Daisy Duxe, another pornstar, also put on a great show, she had so many props with her, champagne in the bath, fake fire with a firemans outfit. Very creative.

Okay, i’m gonna stop there and talk about my shows now. The two that stood out the most to me were my pirate theme, where I had 2 girls (Nadia Nitro and Rain) in tiny pirate outfits and bandanas dancing in the background for the first song, I pulled out a fake knife and licked it then rubbed it on my pussy. HA! Once I got down to my thong, I whip out the lotion and rub it all over my body, then we play the game ‘Stick it to Monica’, obviously you stick your dollar bills to me.

The last show was my favorite cause I’d never tried this before. I got some glow in the dark paints and had the dj set the black lights, so you could see the glowing colors on my body, then I painted my breasts and stomach and laid down over a canvas that I had pre-signed. And voila, a beautiful work of art! Then we auctioned it off on stage.

Then we had the awards ceremony in the end, in which I won ‘Best Showcase host’ and ‘Prettiest Face’, which i’m totally happy with!

Okay, now I know some men have trouble of thinking what to say to a hot girl, but really, dont insult her! This one older man came up to me and said ‘you sound too prim and proper to be swearing so much’, I’m like, ‘listen mate, I’m Australian, and I’m a pornstar, I may have a nice hosting voice because I’ve had voice lessons, but dont ever tell me i’m prim and proper, if my constant use of the words fuck and pussy offend you, thats all you had to say, but dont fucking insult me’. And I left it at that.

wow, this is the longest blog ever, so I’m gonna try and get out of bed to finish packing. Hopefully I can knock out this cold with all my home remedies, antibiotics dont do shit. But my famous chicken stew and countless herbs, vitamins and fresh squeezed juices should do the trick!

talk soon, luv mon xoxo